Jordan James Hayes

Funny guy, actor, scenic carpenter, dungeon master. he/him, 30

[Jordan James Hayes @Jordan_Hayes296]

My 12 yr old cousin just now:
“If God isn’t a man, or a woman... is God a furry?”

Ah yes. The 3 genders. Man. Woman. And Furry.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE HE IS

[Vivian @suchnerve]

That’s not what he’s saying. He’s saying “I have the media training to be aware that if I even hint at insulting the Constitution, that quote will be used as ammo against me by the capitalist media apparatus for years to come.”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Larry Matovina @larrymatovina]

The same Series X that I bought for $350 on a holiday sale in December 2023 is about to cost $800. Unbelievable.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i will be watching

[Caty⁷ ✨ art&personal @c_art_y]

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

exclusive first look at the Chris Fleming biopic

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[Brennen @TheRedJinty]

Everyone else has already commented on how generic this movie looks but y'know what else I'm sick of from Disney? One word titles. "Frozen" "Wish" "Elemental" "Soul" "Hexed" enough already

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I told a Marvel focus group it would be fine with everyone if Spider-Man didn’t feel guilty about skimming a few grand off of a bank robbery every now and then so he could afford things like a new phone and DoorDash. They told me I understood Spider-Man better than anybody.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

is the entire movie framed so that it can be viewed vertically on reels

[jeff⁹ 🇹🇷͜͜͡͡✯ @JeffNihility]

Disney'in yaptığı en büyük hata AI'ın onun stilini kullanmasına 3 yıl izin verdiği bir sözleşme imzalaması oldu

[Jordan James Hayes @Jordan_Hayes296]

There’s literally a woman piloting the game’s most famous Pelican IN THE ORIGINAL VERSON YOU POSTED you absolute tourist.

[End Feminism @Sam73616329]

Halo Campaign Evolved added women's voice to the marine's that weren't in the original game to be woke. It's now been updated for "modern audiences"

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Jordan James Hayes @Jordan_Hayes296]

@E1podcast Sydney Greeney

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

dude... this is brutal

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Watch ChudtheBuilder when he hears the charges and bail conditions.

He looks absolutely crushed by the weight of reality suddenly set upon him. And honestly, it’s sad. Not just sad, but tragic. He is 28 years old and a father, and he became drunk on the perception of power — and sometimes invulnerability — that comes with social influence.

This is a cautionary tale about the danger of unearned power and influence.

For the average person, having tens of thousands of followers here can feel life-changing. Reaching close to 100k can feel like winning the lottery, at first. It can be exhilarating to reach millions of people and feel like you are part of a small elite capable of breaking social media news with the right post or moving tens of thousands of people with a few carefully crafted words.

Even in the real world, people begin to treat you differently. It’s ridiculous, but true. When people find out you have a following, they begin to ascribe special significance and power to you that is usually grossly exaggerated. They think you are special and important and capable of doing things for them, and so they begin offering things to you.

For people like Chud — young men who have never been “somebody” before — being thrust overnight into social media “stardom” (even if it is lowbrow, C-tier stardom) is intoxicating. Before, you were someone who always had to say “yes sir” and had accepted that life would consist of hard work with little respect or payoff. Now you begin to wonder how high you can climb and how much power, fame, and influence you can amass.

It’s so intoxicating that it warps your ability to think rationally. You see the numbers — 200k+ followers and $70k in donations, with more pouring in — coupled with an endless stream of affirmations in your DMs and comments, not the reality that your reputation is being cemented as the guy who walks around calling Black people “n*ggers.”

In a matter of weeks or months, you have achieved more influence and reach than most men could ever imagine. But here’s the rub: you did it without the years of hard work and painful lessons most people who achieve that kind of standing endure on the way up.

You’ve been handed power and influence absent the wisdom that comes from earning it yourself — and you acquired it not by creating something important or valuable, but through cheap parlor tricks that entertain people who don’t care how this ends for you, only that they are entertained along the way.

And so, emboldened, a man like Chud sets out with his camera, gargantuan hubris, and an army of followers telling him to “keep going,” even if that direction leads straight off a cliff.

But you don’t see it, because you haven’t earned the wisdom that comes from smaller failures and hard-earned lessons earlier in the journey. Fail? How could you fail when so many people support you? Hundreds of thousands — even millions — are cheering you on. You must be doing something right.

And in fact, you become so convinced that you are justified and untouchable because of the hordes you perceive behind you that you grow brazen and reckless, going so far as to predict that this story ends with a “dead chimp” and “me walking free.”

And then it happens: your opportunity to “take a stand” and show your audience what this was really all about. But when the police arrive and arrest you, and the discussions begin between your lawyer and the district attorney, you suddenly realize that all your fame, power, and influence were an illusion.

It existed on X, but the social capital of X suddenly means very little when standing before a judge and jury who have no idea who ChudtheBuilder is. Your viral posts are no longer impressive; they are evidence — an indictment of a reckless man drunk on power.

You are now learning your first real lesson about the pitfalls of power/ influence, but at an apex where the fall is unrecoverable: forgotten and alone in a jail cell.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

People not from Illinois and Michigan are confounded by this. I would have been surprised if she didn't sound like that.

[Jordan James Hayes @Jordan_Hayes296]

He looks like when an actor takes a “transformative role” and the whole time your brain is just annoyed like “that’s John Travolta” but it’s his real life.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Chud is everything that he accuses black people to be. He is a violent criminal thug that abandoned his kid to terrorize society.

He deserves the maximum.