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[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

I'm SCREAMING

[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

@tryguys walked so Secret Chef on Hulu could run

[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

Back in October I entered a contest on the back of a box of Boo Berry cereal and won. Today, I received my prize

[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

@jadedoldbastard Do you want me to FaceTime you during our 2.5 hour long Little Women- The Broadway Musical?

[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

Me waking up this morning to 8 texts from liv, blissfully unaware my whole day would be consumed with refreshing Twitter

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.

If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.

But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Abortion is legal in California.

It will remain that way.

I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation.

We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Ah yes, the right wing: forcing people to give birth against their will while advancing policies that made the US have the highest maternal mortality in the developed world.

Then for after birth, they work to stop paid leave policy👍🏽

No wonder they need voter suppression to win

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'sequaciousness' (17th century): the blinkered, unreasoning, and slavish following of another, no matter where it leads.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

fuck trump & fuck republicans. unamerican & treasonous - every single one of them.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

#COVID19 update:
-Daily test average: 143,711
-Positivity rate: 3.7%
-Daily case average: 5,889
-Hospitalizations: 29% increase
-ICU: 27% increase

I know we’re all tired of this--but COVID-19 has NOT gone away.

Wear your mask. Physically distance. We cannot let our guard down.

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

We can’t believe an ice cream company has to say this...

The President’s lies are a threat to our country.

Voters voted.

Patriotic election workers are counting votes.

Voters will choose the next president.

#EveryVoteCounts #CountEveryVote

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Any Republican who does not condemn this clear attack on our democracy doesn’t get to say they love America ever again.

[Chris Reinacher @chrisreinacher]

These Disney people had 8 months to develop a personality of their own and they just...couldn’t...do it 😔

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Bottom line: vote, vote, vote to save democracy and hand this malignant cancer a resounding defeat.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

Am I the only one that thinks continually asking Trump at pressers if he will commit to a peaceful exit only gives him confidence that he has a different choice? Quit fucking asking. You don’t ask a kid if they will go to bed or stay up all night. You put that little bitch to bed

[jordan jones @Jordan_Jones3]

@disneyplus @LilNasX #PhineasAndFerbMovie #Giveaway