Jordan Schrader

I don't even know how to use twitter.

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There's not enough @Miles_Teller in the new #TopGunMarverick

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Life lesson #35: not easily impressed.

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The only bad thing about watching #TheBachelor live is I can't pause it for a minute to yell at the TV.

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Do you ever just words don't do it so you give up on whatever you were trying to say?

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Life lesson #34: the sun still rises, even through the rain

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If instruments could scream you'd have the bagpipe.

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Life Lesson #33: Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in. #The1975

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@BIGBABYDRAM I feel like you're just the nicest guy.

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ARIE HAS NOT CRIED ONCE. DOES HE NOT HAVE EMOTIONS?!?! #TheBachelor

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Nobody laughs at my jokes like I do.

[Jordan Schrader @Jordan_Sch]

@CBSThisMorning playing Walk the Moon and Misterwives, I see you!

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@TheEllenShow I wanna be the person who runs in, delivers the prize, then runs away on your show!

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@rhinegeist Bring back cidergeist!! It's the perfect cider - so much better than bubbles and I miss it. #thanks

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@diehlwithit_ and I just got a whole -3.5 total points with @ColumbusTrivia tonight. #seeyounexttueaday

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@BrendenUriepatd will you be my bff

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@BetterCallSaul the brother doesn't believe in electricity. Aka: we want an excuse for dramatic lighting.

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@joshgroban needs to be in more tv shows. Looking at you @theofficenbc @ItsAlwaysSunnyA he is great!

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Me: I walked 30 minutes on a treadmill today. I deserve this whole pizza. #pizza

[Jordan Schrader @Jordan_Sch]

I misspoke the lyrics once and now I can't stop singing "25 magic carrots in the aaaaaiiirrrrr" #24kmagic #flyigcarrots @laurenyoshihiro

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