jordan

Mac n cheese pls She/Her

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Not a day goes by where I don't think about hashbrowns

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

“Back when time didn’t matter”
An oil painting

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Reposting on tiktok feels like how retweeting used to feel. RIP

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

“Can I ask you a question?” I’d rather you not.

[DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW @binahbortion]

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

It’s so nice out!! I can’t wait to work in a windowless building for 8 hours!!!

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

The desire to give up on my career dreams and become a cheese monger grows stronger and stronger each day

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Did I cry at work today? Yes. Did it get me a free box of Girl Scout cookies? Absolutely.

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

I’m a slut for a good Radiohead Creep cover

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Oh no hahaha

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

@beethanyrose I’ll give you my phone I just need you to send the text and wait for the reply

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Can someone please text my landlord for me and ask if I can get a cat. I’ll give you $5

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Being in bed is so good. wow

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Sad? Flee the state.

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Oh what triggered my panic attack last night? BOWLING

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ kids rise up

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

Every single day I think about this microwave. I’m not joking.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nlg I think about this a lot

[jordan @Jordan_Spanny]

First Black Friday in 6 years that I’m not working in a retail store surrounded by screaming teenagers who don’t understand the concept of personal space and their rude mothers. Peaceful 😌