Jordan Carter

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Miss the nights you’d get all dressed up with the girls go out absolutely embarrass your self record every minute of it and cringe your eyes out at your voice in the back ground the next morning, get in absolutely kinks of laughs at your regrets. Please Boris let me live again x

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

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[lewys @lookingforlewys]

i think about this performance at least 3 times a week https://t.co/cRIuLJ6H0l

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

My friend didn’t wanna go into work so she phoned in sick and told them her dog had been in her bag and ate her packet of chewy so she had to take it to the emergency vets because it was throwing chewy up and she didn’t wanna leave it 🤣

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Can’t relate 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

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[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Couldn’t be one of those girls who sit and write statuses about other girls and everything that goes on in their life so childish 💤

[elle stephens @ellestephenslol]

i’ve forgotten what it feels like to get excited for the weekend

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Think it’s crazy how everyone has different types like some like blondes some like brunettes then ya get me neither of them just dickheads with a pulse 🤣

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

I’ve cried 😭😭😭😭

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

I’m that bored I just want an absolute dickhead to show up and come ruin my life during this pandemic 🤣

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

£19 gone because my 6 year old sister wanted to use it as a face mask ! I AM LIVID , I showed her the doll and she actually said it wasn’t her and that her doll had done it 😤😤😤😤😤

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

@Jessicarosex1x I’m crying

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Boris better hurry up and sort his shit out I’ve just stepped on the scales and I’ve put half a stone on , fuck my life I’m laid in bed crying what a joke . Feel like chucking them out the window

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

@Jessicarosex1x Hahahaha was rushing for work man

[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Can’t believe I’ve been back from the hospital an hour ago because I scolded my tit biting into a chicken Kiev ball and the sauce fell out, pure third degree burn and that flesh all over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 was pure starving

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[Jordan Carter @Jordan_carter16]

Some girls boyfriend had been trying to message me so girl code I messaged her and told her and she read my message didn’t even have the audacity to reply and then blocked me, ungrateful fuk