Jordan

[Jordan @Jordan_ma1]

Have you ever been so late you take your time

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

How can you taunt someone about a war that you LOST

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Jordan @Jordan_ma1]

In the Effiel Tower stance

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

NBA star Victor Wembanyama with an absolute beauty of a free kick �

[Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong]

The beer throwing is so, so forced. It's a retake of a penalty in the first 10 minutes of the opening group game... 🙄

[John Harriott @JHFootballAgent]

Once again, my exclusive has been stolen by @David_Ornstein. I called Pierre Sage and his three year deal two weeks ago. My sources told me the deal was done. I was the first to break the news. I am really upset that again, my work will continue to be stolen by journalists with bigger followings. #CPFC #RCLens

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Sebber 🔨⏰🇯🇲 @sebastianbaughh]

She better keep this shit up I ain’t seen him drive like this in a while

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Declan Rice: makes a routine 5 yard pass

Ally McCoist:

[Max Klinger @MaxE2review]

To put this in perspective, this railway is costing (minimum) £1,000,000 for every 2 metres of track.

Planning on it started in 2009 and it won’t to be completed until earliest the 2040s.

It’s only 215km long. Will take over 30 years to build. China built a faster train line that’s over 6 times longer than this one in three years. And that Chinese railway cost at least five times less (£21bn) to build.

HS2 has cost us more than it cost the US to fly to the moon.

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

I like Carrick obviously. Doesn’t mean you ignore data when someone presents something to you. Sure, you can find more context to the data.

Personally I haven’t given a lot of thought to our underlying data yet. Reason I have avoided delving into these debates.

One thing I would like for data people to look at is who was getting those good xG opportunities for Amorim vs Carrick. My feeling is likes of Dalot were more involved under Amorim.

[Jordan @Jordan_ma1]

There’s no way that’s water in Pep’s bottle 😂 Has to be vodka

[Atif @atifreds]

he's coming to the emirates

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Fuck the rest of us though eh?

[Emma 💚🍉 @ejgallagherx]

Why are they flying Israeli flags? What does this have to do with a foreign country!?

[Gravesen @GravesenFunado]

Cuando el amigo gay de tu novia pronuncia Kvaratskhelia correctamente

[That Tottenham Feed  @Tottenham_Feed]

Spurs medical team at Hotspur Way.

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM

[daz @MetamateDaz]

2 parents
4 grandparents
8 great grandparents
16 great great grandparents
32 great great great grandparents
64 great great great great grandparents
128 great great great great great grandparents

and not a single one of them passed down a house?

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.