It’s 2009. You’re watching Jersey Shore or Parental Control on MTV because your parents aren’t home from work yet. You have the remote set up so when you hit the “last” button, it immediately goes to Suite Life on Disney Channel. Life is good.
High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such
College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash