Jordan Michael B.

he/she/we/they/el/ella/nosotros/ustedes Thoughts and opinions are whatever I've been told to think by the media.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee!

Or after.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@NWSL Font!

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

You guys hear that Queen died?

RIP Freddie Mercury

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

I miss the good old days when you just had to say "Crunchatize me cap'n!" and a cereal mogul would smash a naval vessel into your house #simplertimes

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

How come nobody ever talks about Naomi Osaka being a proud Asian woman?

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@stevebake347 Sam and I were writing beats tonight lol. Lmk when you’re looking for some production.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

Hey I made another song. Feel free to give it a listen if you need something to chill out and study to. https://t.co/KOreVevhhr

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

https://t.co/FY4YN7iTmW So I guess I make lofi beats now. Feel free to enjoy it if you have any studying or chilling out to get done.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

Uhhh... GO BOWS! ...I think?

[Hawaii Football @HawaiiFootball]

Todd Graham Named As UH’s Head Football Coach

➡️ https://t.co/TjehEzSYZe

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@kyranicole Why did the picture where he’s got a “What the fuck is that...” look in his face?

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

This tweet has been exclusively liked by short guys because y’all understand the struggle.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

A cute girl called me tall today and tbh I’m gonna ride that high into 2021

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@_ms_flood I mean... doesn't that just make them more enticing?

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@_ms_flood Oh trust me, I know. But I like that its not aggressive. At first glance its a good pattern and then a deeper check makes it both nerdy and dope. I say pull the trigger but thats just my take.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@_ms_flood Hit up a sneakerhead friend of mine. Certified dope af.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@_ms_flood Those kicks 😍😍😍

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@Koufax22 Man all I said was I had a lot of emails lol

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

*Opens work computer on the first day of the week*

*25 unread emails*

*quits*

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

The top ranked men's doubles player, Robert Farah, was just suspended indefinitely for PED violations but was relieved to find out his popularity did not drop at all because no one watches tennis in the first place.

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

@iamdchapman lol sucks

[Jordan Michael B. @JordanaryBlue]

Mondays at Microsoft 🙃