Jordan Conlan

Not a fan of sandwiches, deep fried food enthusiast.

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

If you have any contacts for a bit more fluff on top for my my mates @mtcourts & @sucky_01 that would be great! Cheers

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@tommorris32 cracking job as always on the broadcast for the cricket with @SEN_Cricket, man of many hats.

Metaphorically and physically at the moment…. which has had the general populace wondering if there has been a bit of work done on the barnet?
All the best mate, talk soon!

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@SamLandsberger A hero amongst men, thank you for your service, see you in LA

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@SamLandsberger Post it you coward

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@PossiblyGeorge @The_FishmanAU In the long run you’re an idiot and an almost certain pedophile

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@CollingwoodFC Pack of incels, Carn hawks

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@Jo_Hall9 You been on the crystal pistol again jo? Simmer…..

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@aleaguemen @gomvfc @AdelaideUnited Victory fans throwing mushrooms, zero class

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

absolutely sickening behaviour at the #melbournevictory game tonight, fans throwing mushrooms, #enoughisenough

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@ForVucksSake Who was throwing mushrooms

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@TheBarmyArmy The King of New Zealand

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@ESPNcricinfo Ollie Robinson, twat 4 twat

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@piersmorgan Like your mate Ben Stokes, the pride of England, betraying his country of New Zealand, can’t have your cake & eat it too plonker

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@TheBarmyArmy This is like a Pheonix Nights episode, & not in a good way

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@TheBarmyArmy At least you can still have your trumpet to blow up your own arses

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@MichaelVaughan Thanks Michael

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@TheBarmyArmy Real pandemonium

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@TheBarmyArmy Embarrassing stuff for you lot

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

@sucky_01 Whimps

[Jordan Conlan @Jordanconlan]

Nothing would please me more than a rained out #Ashes retaining draw, that’s cricket #ENGvAUS #TheAshes2023 #fuckthepoms #HealysHog