Jordan Cooper

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@elonmuskADO Yes. I’ve personally never called it anything besides twitter

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

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[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

Why is it that people that look like they have cooties are the ones who don’t wear their mask or wear it improperly? 😂

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Guys let's put a hex on the sun. 1 RT=1 Hex

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@nickatnyteYT Very happy to hear from you! I had to stop myself several times from messaging you only because I didn’t want to be a bother.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

Saaame

[Joshua Weissman @therealweissman]

Why do I feel so mf old

[Senator Tim Scott @SenatorTimScott]

Joe Biden’s comments are the most arrogant and condescending thing I’ve heard in a very long time. I am offended, but not surprised.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@ClashRoyale Royal Giant. Brain dead card 😵

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@ClashRoyale Let’s hope RG gets nerfed.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

A monkey could play an RG deck 🙄 #ClashRoyale

[But what if we were hangin' WITHOUT Mr. Cooper? @tonygoldmark]

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION WHEN PRESENTED WITH NEW INFORMATION

[BCC @ByCommonConsent]

please remember tomorrow that it's the hosanna *shout* not the hosanna mumble

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Gavagan @RobGavagan]

This #Coronavirus is teaching many lessons. Namely, how far the media will go to instill fear, and how receptive humans are to it. How so many people will screw over their neighbor if it’ll increase their own safety. Humans are little smarter than cattle. So annoying.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

I feel uncomfortable when Charli Damelio videos pop up and she’s dancing in a bikini, why isn’t anyone else having a problem with an underage girl thrusting her body for the entire internet? 😟

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@ReadytoglareYT Or I set a 5 minute timer on my phone and say I will tidy as much as I can until the time me goes off.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

@ReadytoglareYT Sometimes when I feel overwhelmed I do one task at a time such as fold a basket of laundry or wipe the countertops.

[Jordan Cooper @Jordaneous]

As a mom of a two year old that has had MANY pallets and other makeup pieces destroyed, I would NEVER hit my child because of it! Does this dumb “woman” think a two year old understands? She should be jailed! Nothing should be more important than your baby!