Jordan 🍄🐌🍯

GitHub/Social: Jordanfuzz | Gamertag: Gloogo

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

"Honey is the most annoyingly sticky substance ever created by bees."

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

@coopsiepoo My printer could not handle this

[Internet Archive @internetarchive]

Friend of the Court Briefs Filed in Internet Archive’s Appeal — Hundreds of librarians joined prominent library organizations & non-profits in filing amicus briefs in Hachette v. Internet Archive. Read why they believe our appeal should succeed: https://t.co/oKrvbhrfjj

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

HEARTBREAKING: Local mom and pop shop set ablaze by Nintendo employees after it was discovered the store sold a copy of Tears of the Kingdom days ahead of release.

“We take the integrity of our release dates very seriously,” said a Nintendo of America rep when asked for comment.

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

No cheating

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

I would like to hire a physically strong individual to position themselves between me and these blueberry breakfast scones

[1v9.GG @1v9dotgg]

junglers when they meet at scuttle

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

Today's milk is tomorrow's Gatorade.

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

Of all the seasonings I've tried on eggs, technetium-99m sulfur colloid is my least favorite by far.

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

If I gave every person I knew 1000 chances each to guess what song is stuck in my head, they still could not guess it correctly.

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

But don't ever say it

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

"It is what it is" is the truest thing you can say

[habs @h4b5797]

i cannot do this rn
#StrangerThings

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

This is the first year in history that May has had 31 days and nobody is even talking about it.

[cappuccino @TheCappuccino04]

retweet if your account is NOT a safe space for pokemon fans

[William Kennedy @_williamkennedy]

React, Angular and so on have gotten a bit of bashing recently. So I wrote an article defending these technologies

Enjoy.

https://t.co/1wNFm5fz0r

[RGT 85 @RGT_85]

lol just destroyed some child named Andy on Switch Sports Tennis 7-0. Sell your Switch son.

[Zhang Heqing @zhang_heqing]

Cars vs Giant Bulge.

[Jordan 🍄🐌🍯 @Jordanfuzz]

Unpogular opinion: American cheese is mayonnaise.