wildman

Firefighter, former steamfitter

no thanks madam, you are not my wife.

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

My man that’s the mfin Elk’s Lodge

[Phoenix𝕏 @Xaraphim]

i mean realistically this is probably worth the price

think about how many xbox/playstation controllers have been broken over the years just from normal use

now imagine it has to survive being dropped(or chewed) by a marine, stepped on by a second marine, and then still control something worth a few million dollars lol

cant exactly have stick drift halfway through an operation because lance corporal crayon eater launched the controller into a bulkhead

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Is she evil? Yes. Is she clearly in the midst of a dire mental health crisis? Absolutely. Do I think it’s kind of fun that she’s dressed like Catwoman for no apparent reason? Unfortunately also yes.

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

She picks a picture of Sydney Sweeney where she plays a homely nun in a movie. Are women really THIS jealous of her?

Also... yes. She would still get hit on at bar looking like this.

[Eth @ethetician]

Asmon returned to wow and immediately declared war

[adog @adog2104]

chris brown hits women and still has a career. kanye is a nazi and still has a career who the fuck cares omg😭😭😭😭

[🧛🏻‍♀️ @iiheartalyse2]

Your final challenge.. Let yo bih go through yo phone

[wildman @Jordanh_wun]

You know this app is mostly #millennials because it’s still super horny

[wildman @Jordanh_wun]

Don’t scare the hoes bro

[wildman @Jordanh_wun]

I think the difference between men that get some and ones that don’t is resource management skills and abs with a developed chest.

[A Lizard Lady @LexiconLass]

Tell your daughters to take note and never accept a date or even friendship from any boy who walks out.

[Benedict @BenedictLynx]

US Marine from the same unit with another detainee.

[wildman @Jordanh_wun]

Don’t run around breaking young girls hearts

[cav empty @cavempty_]

feeding my big dog that sleeps through winter