Jordan☆

Trust Nobody.

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Go on wazza 🤣

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Penalty all day

[PATRON @UTDPatron]

5 countries involved in war and bombing yet Dalot’s first half performance somehow has ended up as the biggest act of terrorism this weekend.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🎥 | Wayne Rooney on the hair guy:

“I'd put him to the other side of the country, he's doing my head in.

“We're talking about Michael Carrick & Man United trying to win their 5th game in a row and the whole thing is about this guy..”

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

A reliable source from France 🇫🇷 has told us that Manchester United officials met with agent Iván de la Peña from the agency De la Peña & Sostres, who manages Luis Enrique.

The meeting took place in Paris last week. They tried to convince Luis Enrique to reject PSG's new contract offer.

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Pep out

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Should have be 6

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Sky sports should introduce a feature where you can turn certain commentators off

[george @StokeyyG2]

This Paddy Power advert featuring the Man United fan not cutting his hair until they win 5 games in a row is brilliant 👏🤣

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

These little fuckers have stolen Dalot’s footballing ability

[P💫 @poppyeuesden]

Gone viral on another app and had people posting on other sites so might as well post on here. Lennon’s choice of football club 🤣🤣🤣

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Camera shake. Wow fairs.

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

This is brilliant and we struggle so so much in our household with this.. I genuinely believe we need to have serious restrictions on phones for children 18yrs and under.. It's really really worrying and what Robbie is saying I couldn't agree with more.

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Manutd Addicts @Manutd_addicts]

🚨🚨🚨

Argentina manager Lionel Scaloni on Garnacho:

His performances have not been good enough to make the Argentina Squad but what’s more concerning is his attitude and behaviour which makes it almost impossible for him to to be included in the team for the World Cup.

#MUFC

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Fuck arsenal. Set peices sausages

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨BREAKING: President Trump double downs on his comments aimed at “Saidq Khan” the mayor of London.

“He’s a horrible mayor, nasty guy —stupid guy in my opinion. But he’s a nasty man”

Do you agree with the president?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Got more skill then any of the cunts

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| WATCH: Speed just met Fabrizio Romano and got him to say “Here we go IShowSpeed to Man United” 😭😭

[Jordan☆ @Jordanmorrisss]

Sack him and the whole starting 11