jordan

capitalism hate account | UW ‘22 | she/her

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade The stuffed animals

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade Wegmans was the place I missed the most at college i feel u on this

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade Maybe just a lil off the bottom then, can’t disappoint THE kikoman

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade This is my sign to get another haircut

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade I- why did u remind me 😭

[triple p 💞 @Iam_Afrodisiac]

if you’re a white woman please keep that damn handmaids tale costume at home i’m so serious

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

Nothing hits as much as eating a handful of shredded cheese when you get home from the bar

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

nah it’s cool I didn’t want bodily autonomy anyways

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

Someone in my class had was speaking about the immune system and used the phrase “canonically” to describe something that happens in the body, I will be thinking of this for the next week

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade The sprite causes them

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade Really formal

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade finish the sentence im interested

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade The bread lady?

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade @CPhannyPack I freaking love birds

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade You would get to make fun of short ppl and that’s half the fun

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade Not enough iron

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

Baton girl owns my heart

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@dubdumps This is the best thing abt being back, need these reviews 😤

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

@juicedlemonade You’re my hero

[jordan @Jordanpashu]

Need Bo Burnham to drop the link of every pair of sunglasses he wears in Inside, I need all of them expeditiously