Jordan Rouse

Family man who plays in a band and trades futures for a living

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

@ByrdClone @MoniqueBand3 @JDVance I was thinking that someone willing to post something like this is, obviously, someone that can tell you what it is to be “Christian.”

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

Geez, ⁦@UNCHealthInnov⁩! I was on hold, for the second time for over 3 HOURS, and then somebody answered and hung up immediately. What the heck?!!!!

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

It's theft 💯

[Sadie @Sadie_NC]

She is a rock star.
💪💪🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Isabelle De Saint Aubin @bluemint5011]

Who can relate ❓

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

🤦‍♀️

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The difference between me and Superman is...

He's got supervision and I require supervision.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I went to the doctors recently.

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”.

I asked: “Like what, bacon and burgers?”

He said: “No fatty, don’t eat anything.

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

@tedcruz They need to get that baby away from her as quickly as possible. She is the one with issues, not the beby

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Anyone need a laugh?

Here you go. Haha

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

@GrangerSmith Humbling, for sure!

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

@ROCKCRAWLN @DougAMacgregor I think they are doing whatever they can to stop Trump from focusing on the deep state, including war.

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

What the heck @McDonalds ?! Why can’t I add the gift card to the app like I can with every other fast food app?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

People forgetting how to speak is one of my favorite types of video 😭

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

Your Source for Parental School Choice https://t.co/xFAaOTKYzW via @PEFNC

[Jordan Rouse @Jordanrouse]

“Faith is remembering in the darkness what we have experienced in the light” - Richard Rohr

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I don’t always go the extra mile.

But when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.