Stark

I just work here

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Let’s be real though. I may not be able to spoil whomever my significant other ends up being, but i know damn well I’m going to be the most supportive and caring partner that they could ever ask for.

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Roommates are watching Haunting of Hill House for the first time, and I am so envious of them 😂

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Giggling at the tm getting into her car singing “oh my goddd, this bitch is burnin’ ”🔥🔥

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

All Spirit Airlines Planes at 3:01 am:

[JT @jiratickets]

How those first few minutes of the morning hit before you inevitably have to open a Microsoft application

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

yesssss cancel her for this and continue to give kanye west a platform after quite literally having a song titled “heil hitler” you bitches are so fucking INSUFFERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

One of the best choices I ever made in my life was making the navigation voice of Waze the guy who does the narration of the FNAF VR games.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Cosmere 16 - Podcast - Noticias @Cosmere16Pod]

meme de r/cremposting

[mel @melschnef]

epic universe was better when no one was allowed to be on their phones

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Sorry to the guest who just asked me what time a restaurant opened and my brain fully didn’t process that as a real question and instead said “What??”

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

If I had a nickel for every time I’m in Epic when every animated figure stops moving. I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

I QUOTE THIS ALL THE TIME!

[✨World_Ender✨ @theworld_ender]

It’s a crying shame no one is mentioning the moment right after this because it’s arguably my favorite part of the whole movie

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

The TM playing the invincible star music from Mario Kart on the way to their venue in their ECV is FRYING ME.

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Must’ve hired a new Gen Z intern to make this years 4th of July “Don’t drink and Drive” signs. Audibly cackled at “Don’t Drive Star Spangled Hammered”

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Someone save the poor tech who just said “I’m so sorry, you can yell at me” Over the radio channel for all to hear.

[Stark @Jordanstarkj32]

Y’all flying through this parking lot like there aren’t 100 different people all walking towards the same place. Slow the hell down.

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

26 years since the adventure began at Islands of Adventure 🧭