Jorden Ham

long walks and the beach

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

just checked my emotional calendar for 2023, looks like limited availability

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

i go and buy nuts and bolts at the hardware store every few months just to keep up appearances

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

if i could 1-1 trade years of my life to give to my dog i would without any hesitation.

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

this website is wack and now when i think thoughts that could’ve been shared here i just say them out-loud to nothing and no one (that can comprehend english, I'm usually around my dog)

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

2024 is not my year to be humorous

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

vinegar is just sour wine now i know i think i had a tweet where i didn’t know what vinegar was but now i do

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

my litmus test is if they can pronounce fieri correctly

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

i would eat on the order of four stroopwafel(s) today if i could

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

i hate vermont

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

don’t share music with girls

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

quick update on this one. it didn’t, i don’t even remember what it was. still shopping, not stopping

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

the next thing i buy on the internet is going to be the one that makes me me eternally happy and i won’t need to shop on the internet again thank you

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

happy new years

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

haven’t listened to the ghostbusters soundtrack nearly enough this october, guess i gotta play catch up

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

take me back to the days when i thought overnight oats was going to change my life

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going back in time and hopping on the Challenger right before the door closes

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

one door closes and another door opens in a different room that you can’t get to because you’re in the room where the door is closed

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

really looking forward to the next time someone tells me to stand back

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

it’s that time of year where you get lightheaded if you standup quickly while holding your breath

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

seeing a new post office is an underrated experience

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

is it better to have travelled hopefully then to arrive?

[Jorden Ham @JordenHam]

@ZachHam i think the kids would call it cringe