Jordan kyle

[Jalen @jayjjalen]

prime CW had 4 shows all in the same verse all airing at the same time with 20+ episodes for each and a yearly crossover.

[Genesis @heybabygen]

So McDonald’s employees can spot the United healthcare CEO murderer but can’t spot the fries missing from my fucking bag?!?!!??

[james tom @jestom]

new workout goal is to have a body where after I commit a crime, the media posts my shirtless pics and everyone's like WOW

[“the lovely sofia 💕” 🥺✨ @avocadoswifts]

this photo I took on Thursday is me waking up for work today

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

me and this girl on the FDR having a music wars who can play theirs the loudest

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

the bane of my existence is having to put the duvet insert inside the cover

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

my ig highlights are literally for myself I don’t expect anyone ever to actually look through them 😂

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

my mom went to the library and got free eclipse glasses for the whole family 🥺

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

this was funny because I ended up getting Covid and had to reschedule 💀

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

getting all 4 wisdom teeth out on Friday October 13. hope for the best!!

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

me and my friends waiting for an uber trying to figure out what a hyundai looks like

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

the rats in Boston are not afraid of people

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

the only thing that matters with the ny congestion tax is that my mom can still drive me to my besties house tax free 💅🏼

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

I guess it’s an unpopular opinion but Anyone But You was the cringiest worst romcom I’ve ever seen… like I almost couldn’t get through it

[sal 🫐 @ghostinmypocket]

Stealing this tradition for whomever the universe has destined me to bless with my off putting presence for eternity

[Jordan kyle @Jordkyle_]

Today my coworker mansplained what Fidelity is and why he uses it as if it’s not the investment platform our job has us enroll into…

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

it doesn’t sit right with me that kids nowadays are getting new music from TikTok. they should be getting it the proper way. from the Gossip Girl soundtrack