Jordan DeSousa

The alpha male of candied loveliness

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It seems like a wasted opportunity not to advertise the Raptors in Quebec as "Oui, The North".

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@GameOverGreggy I'm so glad you guys can finally talk about this game. Feels like it's been embargoed for years!

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@kitnerdmark Hey Mark! Long time pod listener and Patreon supporter. The malarkey has (hopefully) died down, but still want to pass on my huge congrats on getting to be involved in the kit. I popped huge when I saw you in the unveiling, very proud to see 🙌

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@FCPortoEng Which players from other Portuguese league teams do you think would be good fits for Porto this season?

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@rramrattan Your distain for styrofoam sustains me

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@discord I need that GameCube more than anything in this world 😍😍

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@FCPortoGlobal

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Why is it a hard cover, but a paper back ...

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"Bustin' makes me feel good" - the Ghostbusters theme

Happy Halloween y'all

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@rramrattan Same energy as Bob Smith over here

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You guys can return anything you may have bought me for Christmas, I'm good

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

John Frusciante rejoins Red Hot Chili Peppers and Josh Klinghoffer exits as band changes up guitarists https://t.co/qjFX5Qo6dd

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Halloween in an office is difficult when your boss dresses up and you have to have seriously discussion about your schedule with Darth Vader

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@rcokting Look how majestic and clearly not compensating he is ...

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@41Strange CC @rramrattan

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Life is unfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaair 🎶

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

You know when you look in the mirror and realize you'll never be as good looking as @ZacEfron and you'll always be a Frankie Muniz looking mother fucker? Imagine being Frankie Muniz.

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@rachel__SP I'm more upset that Ottowa would go along with this ...

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@rcokting Fucked up reporting in. Fucked up because of the obvious insanity, but not beyond fucked up because you live your life boo

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@martyn_bailey @TorontoFC @24thminute @vocalminorityCA @WakingtheRed @joshuakloke You're doing the lord's work

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I don't know if my grandma keeps calling my girlfriend Maria because it's close enough to her name, or if it's because every woman is a Maria to a Portuguese grandma ...

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Singing is so hard man, I don't know how Amy Lee even does it

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Still not sure why Burlington Coat Factory hasn't rebranded as Coatchella yet