Jordyn Kane

I write and sing songs for tv shows and movies.

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

i literally will never stop saying “literally” because like literally!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

We simply have to get to 3-day weekend/4-day work week schedule as the standard for most jobs in the next five years.

[Jacen Bowman @JacenBowman]

Ingrown hair is so childish to me because why are you actually trapped?

Be grown & push through without causing a scene.

[Stutii @Sam0kayy]

did it hurt? when you realised 2025 is just 4 months away & you are still processing 2019 which is about to be more than half a decade ago

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

My heart is just so happy seeing all of the wholesome Eras Tour content 🥺

[Carlos Almeida Jr @Calmeida_Jr]

Shoutout to @Jordynkane and @ZakBelica on their work for this track! Such a banger!

https://t.co/jwk3a08kmU

#FortniteChapter4 #FortniteMusicPack

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

It’s coming

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

Every year I’m like “I’m gonna do Halloween right next year and throw a party with an amazing costume”. And then every year I procrastinate and the cycle repeats. 🎃

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

If landlords have one thing it’s the audacity

[jame @kloogans]

me: [opens fridge]

bag of decaying broccoli: pleas-

me: [closes fridge]

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Mr President what is your plan for cancelling my upcoming AfterPay payments

[René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys @blkgirllostkeys]

ADHD is having the day off and thinking of 1,000 ways to enjoy it, deciding on none of those, and laying frozen by your own inability to choose an activity.

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

@HopefulAndrea Update! He’s now telling everyone he “sold the site to a private label” 😂 he owes soooo many people money

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

I love you

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Jordyn Kane @Jordynkane]

There’s literally nothing I love more than kissing my dogs head