Tortilla Azul

Literato y amargado (੭• - •)⊃━★.*･｡ﾟ.*･.*･

[Tigre de la Falacia☭ @OscarDelDiablo]

Si llegamos al apocalipsis nuclear... no será que nos sobró tecnología y nos faltó pensamiento crítico?
No sé, es una idea.

[Tortilla Azul @Jorge_RoTor]

@gabynotinheaven 😪

[Tortilla Azul @Jorge_RoTor]

@gabynotinheaven 🤨

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span

[mar @kantozard]

haven’t been to the card shop in a few days i’m having withdrawal symptoms

[unidad básica artemy burakh @bat_exhumer]

i never considered that scooby doo could be bisexual. perhaps im a bad person

[Parkys PokéStop @parkyspokestop]

Me getting a second job because Pokemon cards are so expensive

[roo @coaster_coyote]

i should have been allowed to watch this on a massive screen for the first time jesus christ aang can forgive himself but can i ever forgive paramount

[Tortilla Azul @Jorge_RoTor]

@BadLuckCharls Infinity War es mejor

[Tortilla Azul @Jorge_RoTor]

Nunca había entendido a qué se refería la gente cuando dice que sintió "cosas de mujerjs" hasta que las sentí 🤭

[Adrián Chávez @nochaveznada]

Oigan pues ya vi Supergirl y a mí sí me gustó como siempre ustedes están equivocados buen día

[gray🪿 @lifeis_reason]

ryan gosling saying “dont do that, dont lose hope” when told to give advice to hopeless romantics makes me want to throw up and cry and die everywhere

[drlearnalot, totally unsupervised @DrLearnALot]

It’s all made up and we can make it different.

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

When you study history you realise that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.