George

|| @ChelseaFC || Sinnerman || Conservative ||

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

"Oparanya hata mkikulana na Elsie Muhanda hamtazaa mtoto. Acha kuharibu nyumba ya Engineer kwa kuzunguka na bibi yake." Savula anamaliza Oparanya!

[George @Jorge_see]

IEBC will hold elections even if it rains acid. #RutoMustGo

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

IEBC will not hold elections in a toxic environment - Erastus Ethekon

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women want to compete with men in everything except paying the bills.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

Hakuna con artist deadly kama huyu, ana personalise uwongo yenu to the deatil. Hii time alikuwa anashinda na ngepa ya Jaramogi Oginga 😂😂

[Ayo @mariolexxx]

Lemme burst your brain

The only reason a woman won't cheat on you is cause she has so much respect for her body
It has nothing to do with being loyal to a man

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Misha. 💫

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

At 18: “I don’t do small boys.”

At 23: “I can’t date my age mate.”

At 26: “I like older men.”

At 30: “why are you men only interested in younger girls, date your mates instead.”

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨JUST IN: Coventry have expressed an interest in Mudryk if he were to move. [@JackRosser_] https://t.co/IGDbcUjpIw

[Juan Tam @cgitosh]

As they say, there is always a Ndii tweet to counter a Ndii tweet

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Kalonzo Musyoka has stopped calling Ruto Kasongo. There will be signs.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

It looks like Professor Musyimi existed as an internal object in Rose Mulwa’s head and since she couldn’t control him after the divorce she decided him and his new wife should not exist. Dark triad crime scene…

[George @Jorge_see]

He is even losing his voice 😄 🤣

[Anyamah Wa Anyamah @Wa_Anyamah]

"Nimefinya yeye kidogo amekimbia nyumbani kwao Eldoret ameenda kupiga huko nduru" 🤣🤣🤣

Rigathi Gachagua to Ruto

Kamukunji | Sifuna | Vision 2060

[A.M Media @a_m_media_ke]

''Mimi sitaachia Kalonzo Kiti changu cha naibu wa Rais..'' Shock as DP Kindiki reveals that he was asked to step down for Kalonzo Musyoka

[Mkhonyovu @Lxngelo]

Suddenly they don’t understand consent

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I think people have forgotten how honest money looks . That house for irungu kangatas driver is very acceptable.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Still not how Chickens work.

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

After 30 you gotta quit lettin them niggas finesse yall out that cat. Where’s the women’s intuition?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

'Wantam' chants interrupted comedian Njugush's performance during the TTNT 6 show last night. President William Ruto's close ally, Dennis Itumbi, was among those in attendance.

[James @MrJamesKe]

Ngilu and Kabando wa Kabando make the rest of us look like we're going easy on Kasongo😂

[George @Jorge_see]

She is mental.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I had a dream. I saw Gachagua eating a piece of pineapple and gave it to Ruto to bite - Gathoni Wamuchomba