Jorik Jonker

Avid football fan who probably enjoys being a student but hates studying

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@kevvwill Fork once again found in kitchen.
Not sure UEFA will win this, and if they dont, then FIFA has just become the only governing body that _actually_ matters

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@kevvwill Might reckon you're right, she's a helluva rider.
I'd not have expected Blasi to be a domestique though. Think Vollerings the best in Your but Reusser is extremely solid.
Fun few days ahead

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@joshpearson180 18-12 littler, 109.08

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@_JackBolland @joshpearson180 And then the pdc used his photo online to show how fun darts was

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@muhammadbutt Yeah that's odd, although he did clearly handle it. Weird that England doesn't flag that from his VAR booth

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@NMRobertRamirez @natesolon @chessmensch e3, Bxc6, Qxd8, Nxf7 +-

Fell into that one twice

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@ASDChamp @pervasivepech @sethsfilmreview Wondering where the water comes from makes me quite hungry as well. Could eat a horse!

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@chesscoachandra Really like E4 Qc3 at the end there where even bg7 is futile

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@DianaKristinne Thanks for the recommendation for S2, life's just become that tiny bit more bleak

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@DianaKristinne He's been really shaky, he's making what should be a relatively easy game to ref quite difficult for himself

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@adityaranade97 @makerz_king @hamptonism Yes and no.
It doesn't change the beginning odds of where the prize is (on average, you still find the prize after 2.5 opens.)
However it does change in your specific set. So for your iteration, after opening the box there's now a 1/3 chance of picking the right box

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@kevvwill @sidlowe Even hiphop producer and part time keeper Pinto had quite a few with Bartra, Montoya and Adriano. Clean sheets really don't tell all that much for Barca, you're completely right

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@kevvwill I'm not sure this will mean any progress (or a stable government with Jetten as prime minister in any case)
Dutch politics is not as big a mess as Belgium's, but we've been getting there in the past few years

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@kevvwill Won't really make a difference as the PVV wouldn't have been in the governing coalition but exit polls show difficulties in going left; and with D66 as the largest, going slightly right will take the legs out from D66 as they grew by taking other left sides votes

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@its_YKariss @BarcaWorldwide You genuinely should read the offside laws on https://t.co/5QGHkrYKIS with the examples included.
This *looks* like offside but isn't as Suarez is ahead of both the defender and keeper .

As such, he can do as he wish and block the keeper's view.

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@its_YKariss @BarcaWorldwide Only if the striker is in an offside position, which he isn't. You can generally not block the keeper if you're ahead of the second to last defender, however the defender on the line makes Suarez' place legal

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@its_YKariss @BarcaWorldwide see that defender on the line? Not even close to offside

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@kevvwill I (cannot believe I'm saying this) agree with the yellow there. Most certainly didn't deserve a VAR intervention, even with Spanish guidance on anything on the Achilles being red. Remember Modric getting a red a few years back which no one tended to agree with.