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A landlord did not specify on their add if they allowed pets. When I asked they continued to ask me about income, if I had kids etc.. I answered then they said “you are more than qualified, but we can’t bend the pet rule can you get rid of her?” 👀

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Trying to find that fine line between staying busy so I don’t get depressed and booking myself so full that I have a mental breakdown once a week.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever sobbed over a mouse leaving his human parents to be with imposter mouse rents. 🙋🏻‍♀️

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Update: I think it is legit and Cody’s mole is fine.

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I just paid $5 to a supposed doctor online so I could send them pics of a mole on Cody. Am I getting scammed? Probably. Will it help me sleep tonight either way? Probably not.

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@paige_seabaugh She has gained control of all her bodily fluids. She is superior. We should be scared.

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I just remembered that my first time on a plane I got stopped by security and she rubbed my boobs and I kind of got excited. What a memorable first trip.

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@kayladc @GorillaMamaWho @Lov3ly_Ladi3s Maybe I can catch them bitches on the clearance rack 😎

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@kayladc @GorillaMamaWho @Lov3ly_Ladi3s Also, where did you get those shorts? I neeeed.

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@kayladc @GorillaMamaWho @Lov3ly_Ladi3s So fuckin cute. I can’t stand it.

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Sneezed into my mask at the gas station and some lady across the store goes

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@paige_seabaugh One of the best days of my life

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@KyndraLeigh24 I think about that all the time! Some of the best times ever! Let’s get together soon! 💃🏻

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@KyndraLeigh24 DITTO 😩

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Old people at a restaurant: “yeah can we get like 56 extra napkins?”

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@thot_contagion Uhhh, come up here sometime and we can go on a fun stl date???? Love youuuu 💞

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@paige_seabaugh I was just as upset