Jort

“AI will literally end the planet.” -Grok

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Deeply disturbing story. Survivors of US boat strikes allege they were kidnapped and tortured for days by the US military. The prosecutor investigating the claims was just assassinated.

[Jort @JortSports]

I wonder how many teens he’s gotten pregnant, it certainly isn’t 0

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump admin has just canceled federal grants to reduce teen pregnancies across the country.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Probably the funniest guy to possibly respond to this

[Jort @JortSports]

@AlbicelesteTalk

[Jort @JortSports]

@GunloverClub1

[AllThingsBrazil™ @SelecaoTalk]

Only THREE teams have ever failed to have a shot on target in a World Cup Final.

🇦🇷 1990
🇦🇷 2014
🇦🇷 2026

Crazy stat!

[Jort @JortSports]

Canvasser just now: “any thoughts on Susan Collins?” As she’s holding a door knob sign
Me: “Yea she’s an old bobble head who needs to retire or die.”
Lady: “Oh.”

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Older voters in Kentucky’s 4th Congressional District admit to being tricked by AI-generated ads falsely depicting Thomas Massie in a “throuple” with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar, with the ads influencing their vote, per exit poll.

[Jort @JortSports]

The wildest part of the “Ready or Not” movies is that they aren’t 100% fiction

[Jort @JortSports]

@mattschneidman He finally decided they weren’t lizards. Or at least made peace with it.

[Jort @JortSports]

I’m stating to believe in the multi-verse cause this shit can’t be all there is

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: President Trump will impose an additional 50% tariff on certain goods from Canada including wine, hockey sticks and cement https://t.co/2GYtKjlBTi

[Jort @JortSports]

Clay hates him, meaning he’s solid and will be picked up very soon

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

ESPN is firing Ryan Clark per @burackbobby_ & @RealDanZak @outkick. Smart move. It’s a new era @espn. They are taking out the woke trash. https://t.co/9WQoS79R0P

[MatheusFla @_matheusfla]

Uma das maiores covardias que eu já vi um jogador fazer numa Copa do Mundo. Ainda mais sendo uma final...

Messi tentando cavar uma expulsão do Cucurella do nada.

Que coisa de mau caráter. https://t.co/PnJSuOEaL0

[Jort @JortSports]

Love that for Enzo

[Jort @JortSports]

Doue with tons of egg on his face there & probably a little shit also

[Jort @JortSports]

SO many douches

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Selfie time at Fanatics Festival ahead of World Cup Final. 📸

[Jort @JortSports]

Not sure if this particular video is recent or not, but it’s estimated 45% of all food in this shit hole country is thrown away

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Supermarkets in the US generate over 10 billion pounds of food waste every year

[Jort @JortSports]

I really miss “I’m Sorry” & recommend it to anyone with a sense of humor

[Jort @JortSports]

@BiffTFinancial Very haha

[Jort @JortSports]

Human garbage

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: Women on base, you better be careful. Port calls, women in Asia, you better be careful. Because these guys are going to be wild animals and you better watch out.