Kyle Gallagher

the cheese stood alone

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An appetizer called "Hella Carrots"

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Fun Fact: Only 77% of all nachos have ever been eaten.

So many leftover nachos smh

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🎶 Shake some ass if you in debt 🎶

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Getting thrown out but making it known it was for my attitude and not my odor

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

amazing sign i saw walking by the local magic: the gathering store yesterday

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@jetskitosway2 Welcome to 33

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Recently made the pilgrimage

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I miss the Power Forward position

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I shed tears watching Joe Dirt last night

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Imagine the things you'd tell your barber if you were drunk while getting a haircut

[Kyle Gallagher @JortsJefferson]

When we drive in your car I'm your baby (so sweet)

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"Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry please @WZND #wzndrequests

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We need to do something about airports only having king size candy bars nowadays

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@jetskitosway2 You got this, king

[Kyle Gallagher @JortsJefferson]

Just saw my first frisbee tossing of 2025! WE BACK!!

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quit eating nerds gummy clusters with the busters and come eat a nerds rope with someone that's dope 😎

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I will never take my duties as an uncle lightly

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Happy 30th Birthday to Megan Thee Stallion

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There's a reason why apples and bananas have that song about them

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your mans thinks he's a real home cook but doesn't even own a fish spatula 😂