JortsLover84

Jorts enthusiast , FATHER OF MARCUS MATHERS ! Lover of giant candy bars and all things denim ! Absolutely NOT Jimmy Chondo Lyon under a troll account !

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I celebrated the same way I live... From my couch #MyXAnniversary

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@chondoart @MarcusMathers1 Cena doesn't understand. You can't retire what isn't booked. If I don't leave my couch, am I retired? Or am I just not getting booked? P.s @JohnCena wishes he caught the kind of Pokemon I catch.

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iM gOiNg 2 JaPaN!!

Oh shit wait, I'm not @chondoart - WELL I KNOW I KNOW... OK, who am I kidding! I'm not leaving my couch. I wish I was @MarcusMathers1 #DenimDaddy #FertileAF #ImpotentandProud #IMissMyCouch

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@mattkoonmusic Although I agree with the concept you're suggesting, they're not going to release Seth Rollins.

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@mattkoonmusic That's your opinion not public opinion

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@THEVinceRusso @WWE @AEW @TripleH I thought you stopped watching years ago? Or at least you said you were going to.

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@THEVinceRusso Now what if one thinks one is better than ones rising star son when all one does it sits on the couch?

Also would you say one who refers to ones self as one is a mark?

Asking for @chondoart

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@folsomcounty @OmegaSquad "don't engage in online debates/flame wars anymore" - No, Dean. You just dedicate your entire timeline to yelling at clouds and cowardly block people with opposing view points. When did you become such a coward?

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After all these years of teaming together, I finally came up with a name for @chondoart and I.

Lowlife Louis and other Lowlife Louis. I miss my couch & so does Chondo. That means bad things for you. At H20 Sit Back. You. Are. Done.

#denimdaddy
#infertileandproud
#imissmycouch

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@WrestlingWCC WWE ID Superstar Marcus Mathers' FATHER... The couch loving, child super kicking, denim wearing, pokemon catching MEAN Marc Angel!

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@ManceWarner Hey man, that's the closest I got to a booking in like a decade. I might get signed because of the nut shot heard around the building. I didn't just get off my couch for nothing.

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@ItsBrandonKirk The way I see it is let those on the list have pride; those not on the list... it's just someone's opinion.

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@RefBrophy123 Wait, you're a referee now? Since when?

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@JoeGacy I don't disagree but still; Rhodey has been a skrull since Civil War. He was wearing a gown for God sake.

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@FearlessNeil There's a great 3D printer who could make that happen (eventually)

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@Brogan_finlay It is fun. You've just gotta find the right airport to get autographs at.

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I don't need to join threads. I've got the best threads possible!

Thank you, Walmart for these wonderful blue angels I wear 7 days a week. They keep my thighs warm and my ego tremendous.

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I was born for this...

But I still want to go back in the house! #GCWBYW5

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@JamesDrake_GYV The WrestleMania sign