Jor Jor Binks

Boy by birth, hydrangea by identification. Sometimes I'm PC other times I'm not. I enjoy getting caught in the rain and Mexican cuisine.

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When the old black woman behind me at Kroger realized I didn't have my Kroger card and said "I got you honey" and punched in hers, I experienced bliss, safety, and utter comfort.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

This is the United States of America

One teacher should not have more courage to address gun violence than the entire United States government.

Our country is dying because we have leaders that would rather protect themselves than the American people.

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Female fitness influencer on Instagram:
Step 1 - give yourself a massive wedgie with workout pants.
Step 2 - aim camera directly at ass.
Step 3 - do something that sort of works you out but definitely makes your ass stick out.
Step 4 - make money
Wish this algorithm worked 4 me.

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I can't pinpoint when exactly, but somewhere along the way people stop valuing what seems like basic things to promote human happiness (relationships, fond memories, good times, laughs) and trade it all in to start accumulating things in their life.

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NF's new song made for some big workouts this weekend. Love when I find new gym music

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Me: I'm going to start eating better so my working out is more efficient.
Also me at the Mexican restaurant tonight:
"I'll take the burrito supreme and fried ice cream"
Me writing this post: *weeping*

A glimpse into the last month of my life

[Jor Jor Binks @JoryVanEss]

PSA: if you have ever had the goal of creating nice looking deviled eggs, give up. Shoot for something more realistic and attainable like being an astronaut, professional athlete, or a unicorn. It's not possible.

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@jbakez21 I think I have lol I've also said I'd never do it because of it's associated cringiness. It's fine if you do my man I still love yah

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Unpopular opinion: calling yourself "mom" or "dad" because you own a pet is cringy.

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Go follow @lydialbright if you like cute people who like looking at fossils and modeling streams

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Got so caught up making big things happen that I forgot to have fun along the way.

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@zachkallemeyn You right

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Kinda like all these people telling me I can't do something. Putting fuel in my tank. Thanks

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Drunk

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Who cares if I drink a meal replacement shake with my meal? It's 2018 people, I can do what I want.

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Strange how friends and family are always the first people to doubt your aspirations.

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How much is too much when it comes to expectations for yourself?

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I've been texting all day and all night. What's wrong with me?

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This weekend👌