Michael Jos Moyo

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[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

If you’re in your 30s and you realized the corporate ladder is a f*cking scam, and the goal is a spicy love, a quiet life, good coffee, and a regulated nervous system… welcome home. This account is for you.

[Prince Charles @obioraokeke1]

Never underestimate what you know. The right knowledge, applied at the right time, can change your financial situation and open doors you never imagined.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Broooooooooooo, Neverrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrr look desperate in life. Remain calm during hard times. Understand it's just your time to suffer like every great man before you.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

The way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Another reason why men live shorter lives.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

This is how ridiculous black women look like with weaves and wigs

[K Melvine @MelMaindi]

Job application sent: 10:52 AM
Rejection email: 10:55 AM

[Kara @UTDKarra]

No girl can give you this feeling. 😭

[Terres Michael @TerresMich8676]

Nyctalgia

[Gonzo Muduri @Gonzomuduri]

TO ZIMBABWEANS IN THE DIASPORA

Please note:

1. Buying land has become one of the biggest scams in the history of this country.

Never fall for those Zanupf land barons or those civil servants who say “ndiri mu C10 or ndoshanda kwa president saka zvese bho”.

These civil servants have Zanupf blood of thievery and conning, you will loose your hard earned money even from someone who works at State House.

Also never fall for those “affordable payment plans” from some fly by night property developers.

Also remember that council officials like DOINK are corrupt to the core, they will make all sorts of promises to regilarise land but one day, you will wake up to graders demolishing your house while holding proof of payment of council taxes.

It is better and safer to buy property through established banks like CABS, CBZ etc.

2. When buying a fully developed house, be on the lookout of scammers. Some tenants are even making fake sells of houses that belong to their landlords who are in the diaspora. When buying a house, always go through REPUTABLE law firms and also remember there are so many fly by night law firms that are simply hustling and after your money.

3. The Chinese, who are known as the presidents friends get better preference than Zimbabwean citizens in Zimbabwe. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, do not be mistaken to think you are in Beijing China, you will meet a lot of ama Thursday and most of them will be wearing Zim flag branded shorts to show their loyalty to Mnangagwa.

Do not be surprised when a group of Chinese chaps at the airport jumps the queue while being led by an airport or immigration official.
& When they drive around, they dont get stopped/harrases at police roadblocks like we all do.

4. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, expect to be harassed by CIOs wearing suits who will question you as a Zimbabwean in Zimbabwe where you are coming from, why you are here and where you will stay. This they do as you exit the airport, after bags have been scanned.

5. When leaving Zimbabwe to return to your country of residence, expect your passport to be checked and verified several times before you even enter the airport and once you enter the airport, dont be surprised when a CIO approaches you and grills you about your trip outside Zimbabwe.

@Gonzomuduri

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Nigerian-American founder Yinka Ogunbiyi unveils the world’s first air-braiding robot. 🇳🇬🔥👏🏽

This robot makes hair up to five times faster than stylists.

[Tyson.nie 📸 @tysonphotoo]

The more you fuck around the more you find out

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

La démographie est impitoyable :

reproduisez-vous ou disparaissez

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Bigger dreams call for healthier habits and healthier habits require more self discipline.”

[Michael Jos Moyo @Jos_JMoyo]

@AfricaFirsts Burkina Faso, Zimbabwe ,Botswana & Ethiopia

[Veloria🐬 @veloriahq]

“𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴... 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴.”

— 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘴

[Michael Jos Moyo @Jos_JMoyo]

Our Security Is In the LORD. Not in our jobs, not in our family & friends,not in our bank accounts,not in our talents nor relationships BUT it's in the LORD.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

your empathy for others must not outweigh the boundaries you hold for yourself

[ARYANDA @AryandaM_]

Can’t wait to come back from work tomorrow.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Just because it came from someone older doesn't mean it's good advice. 🙂