Josh

I’m unique, just like everyone else 🤗💎 #CFC

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

a conversation being uncomfortable doesn’t automatically mean it’s an argument.

[Feranmi @Blaqk_DOT]

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.”

~ Seneca

[Owólabí @Owolabionline]

"you're rushing the play"

b!tch I'm 4-0 down under 20mins, wtf! #eFootball

[PLANET DRAE 🌍 the Punk Rocker @QuithJa]

yes i am liking your story with lust in my heart

[ً @artfuIchaos]

making sure no one feels LESS around you is one of the most beautiful forms of manners.

[Derron E. Short @DerronEShort]

If your best behavior is not reserved for your spouse, you need to reevaluate your priorities. The person who shares your life should not receive the worst of you while strangers get your charm, patience, attention, and respect.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

unconditional love is crazy because why do i still love you after you made it clear you wanted nothing to do with me anymore

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Barely two spoons into the food women cooked for you whenever you visit them and you're already hearing "So you're sleeping here tonight, right?"

Asake! Because of Ofada?!! Fear God now.
Me I'm going home o!

Women no sabi do things for God.

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

what’s not meant for you will disappoint you until you understand it’s not meant for you

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

I think hate is a more powerful motivator than love. Love can inspire you, but hate can make you relentless. Sometimes, the strongest version of you is born not from being loved, but from remembering what it felt like to be rejected, underestimated, and written off.

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

Be a part of anything that will remove APC next year.

[Smiggles🧌 @Smigglesssss419]

Having to ask for head takes away the excitement ngl

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[Josh @Jos__hie]

@Numeuno007 He plays a high line 😭

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

I received an email from a Nigerian chef who was sacked by a restaurant in Abuja. They have owed her N700,000 since March 2026. Payment for February and March.

I have advised them to pay her by Friday, 16th October. If they do not, I will pay her myself. From that moment, the debt is no longer hers. It is mine. They become my debtor.

Pay the woman her money. It is N700,000. Your business is probably worth billions.

The next time I tweet about this, names will be called.

Few things excite me more than making big organisations do right by people they assume are weak. Trust me, an orgasm doesn’t come close. At least the feeling lasts longer. I am thirsty.

[Remilekun @jackof__trade]

@jessealordiah @Omegacirrus4u Make God take you early, na angelic beings you suppose dey with 😂😂😭😭💔💔

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

You'll need to queue behind me sha, I hate that nigga like it's my purpose in life.

He is the personification of everything wrong with Nigeria: Greed, Thuggery, Ineptitude, Bribery, Power-at-all-cost, Intimidation, Manipulation...

Everything you hate about Nigeria as someone who wants a better society can be found in Tinubu and how he has built himself.

[sage of six paths ִ ࣪𖤐 @theveryworstguy]

going to the gym really pays off. held this girl in the air while i was fucking her, dear god the mess she made

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

if girl visit you and you dey touch her and she dey resist, just carry your Nivea make you beat allegations for her front make she confirm say you get other options.

[Josh @Jos__hie]

@Numeuno007 We've prayed for times like this 😂