“I will never have a draught of yuri in fandom because I can always turn two milquetoast men into beautiful transgender women” is a strong contender for Top Five Things I’ve said, along with “Explaining to you how television shows are produced is a Sisyphean task”,
I get it. Everyone was excited to see the mythic centerpiece of the film. But I think the movie as a whole would have been better if it had remained unseen.