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[Noelle 🧶💜 @fluffybiscuit03]

My dog knows it's wrong to bite and even when he accidentally hurts me by jumping on me he immediately jumps into my lap to apologize because he knew it was wrong

Is my dog a Christian?

[bum @BattleRapBum]

got no change sorry brotha

[rien ✮ l'incelphobique | vgen openദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,~)~✩‧₊ @himejinist]

🚨 BREAKING

There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.

Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.

[vost @foolibuster]

awooga

[✨ @LeMonda__]

Guillo, eres de Venezuela allá necesitan ayuda, anda ocúpate de tu país.

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Homie got a glimpse into an alternate timeline

[Hazard @PunishedNadja]

Amerimutts think war is like Overwatch where K/D decides how good you are or whatever

[Marita @Eitak42]

@nypost Only the NYPost can make funding schools a problem

[ramen @ramennnnoodle]

"public school" and "bloated budget"

[Thanos Pagkidis @ThanosPagkidis1]

> Indra invented periods
> Indra also invented straight sex

What is Hinduism even about?

[Larry Rohan💎 @LarryRohan9]

Yo que vosotros no me preocuparía tanto de los 'jewtubers' teniendo 'jewpresidents'

[Juliana Castaño ⚡ @lapetittejulia]

Como asi ? en Santander votaron por abelardo porque les acabarán con el páramo y la culpa es de Petro? Jajaja si son descarados y sobre todo brutos jaja

[Acevedo @AcevedoAngel_2]

Era hoy que había que hacerse el malo y mirar feo. Era hoy que había que aparecer contra la selección más mediocre de la historia del fútbol europeo. Menos mal ya va de salida este tatareto malparido

[J🩸 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) @IncroyableSauce]

Invincible enslaves North Koreans you cant run the “Our product looks like shit because we are ethical!” gimmick

[NiggaGarmadon 🇭🇹 #TENOI #PlayingPersona4 @iondusty2]

That shit says 20k likes on Pedophilia #StoneTheseNiggas

[Luisa María @lumalo]

¿PODRIAS POR FAVOR GOBERNAR LA CIUDAD DE LA QUE ERES ALCALDE?