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Veni Vidi Vici

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

✅Arsenal Fans 🗣️ : No Chelsea player can start for our club , Noni Madueke now benches Bukayo Saka.

✅Real Madrid fans 🗣️ : No Chelsea player can start for our club ,Marc cucurella on his way to be the main man at the left back.

✅Manchester united Fans 🗣️: No Chelsea player can start in our club : Andrey Santos on his way to bench kobi mainoo.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca case ends with a line on Xabi Alonso. 🇪🇸

“Looking forward to next season, in Xabi Alonso, we have a Manager who has an exceptional football mind and is a professional of the highest integrity”.

“He has all the attributes to deliver the success the Club’s supporters deserve and expect”.

[Mod @CFCMods]

Bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

🗣 Joe Cole: "Under Roman Abramovich, the club was run to win trophies first, make money second.

Now, the club is run to make money first, win trophies second. That’s the truth."

[alprettt @alfathsyf]

FYI Guys:

Saat PBX Finder ikut bergerak bersama mobilmu, tapi pemilik aslinya tidak berada di dekat tracker tersebut, maka iPhone akan mendeteksi tracker itu sebagai “item tidak dikenal” yang bergerak bersamamu.

Kamu akan mendapat notifikasi otomatis di layar kunci, biasanya berupa:
• “[Item] Found Moving With You”
• atau “Unknown Accessory Detected”
• atau pesan mirip “Item ditemukan bergerak bersamamu”

Syarat agar fitur ini aktif:
• Bluetooth ON
• Location Services ON
• iOS (minimal 14.5, lebih baik 17.5 ke atas)
• Notifikasi untuk Tracking diaktifkan

[LDN @LDNFootbalI]

We’ve won it all.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY

[Siaran Bola Live @SiaranBolaLive]

A: "Sebutkan Club London yang pernah Juara UECL?"
B"West Ham, Crystal Palace & Chelsea"

A:"Sebutkan Club London yang pernah Juara UEL?"
B:"Tottenham & Chelsea"

A:"Sebutkan Club London yang pernah Juara UCL?"
B:"Chelsea Doang! 2 Kali"

A:"Sebutkan Club London yang pernah Juara semua Kompetisi UEFA?"
B:"Chelsea Doang"

A:"Sebutkan Club London yang jadi peserta doang gak pernah Juara UECL, UEL, UCL?
B:"Yang Gak Ada di Gambar"

[Extra Time Indonesia @idextratime]

Chelsea ini lho ya 😹😹😹

[Denis Malhotra @denismalhotra]

Video sapi ngamuk favoritku:

[ペドハンター谷岡 @hunter_tnok]

Praktik prostitusi anak di kawasan Lokasari sudah sangat meresahkan dan terorganisir. Saya telah mengidentifikasi lokasi gedung yang dijadikan tempat eksploitasi gadis-gadis muda. Mohon bantu sebarkan ini agar pihak berwenang segera melakukan investigasi dan tindakan hukum.

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Ligue 1 English @Ligue1_ENG]

Strasbourg vs. Monaco. A crazy match! 😱

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[dunia kegelisahan @IndonesiaFedera]

JAM TIDUR YANG DIBUTUHKAN TUBUH KAMU

waktu tidur terbaik didasarkan pada siklus tidur 90 menit.

pilih salah satu opsi untuk bangun tidur lebih segar:
- opsi satu: tidur jam 21:00 dan bangun jam 04:30
- opsi dua: tidur jam 22:00 dan bangun jam 05:30
- opsi tiga: tidur jam 23:00 dan bangun jam 06:30
- opsi empat: tidur jam 00:00 dan bangun jam 07:30
- opsi lima: tidur jam 01:00 dan bangun jam 08:30.

the target is konsistensi untuk hasil terbaik.

[Ilhamzada @iIhamzada]

Era Abramovich, suporter dilibatkan dlm rapat klub Chelsea. Entah kalau skr. Seharusnya iya.

Kok bisa? Sebab, meski Chelsea dimiliki BlueCo (Boehly dkk), tapi pemilik stadion dan hak atas nama Chelsea FC adalah SUPORTER melalui Chelsea Pitch Owners (CPO).

Kalian suporter Chelsea di Indonesia juga bisa jadi bagian dari CPO. Seingatku ada beberapa temanku yg pernah daftar dan jadi pemilik saham.

Gimana caranya? Yuk kita bahas

[dunia kegelisahan @IndonesiaFedera]

GAJI HABIS TIAP BULAN? COBA INI

1. gaji: bca
2. nabung: bank jago
3. reksadana: bibit
4. dana darurat: seabank
(minimal 3-6 bulan pengeluaran)
5. investasi saham: ajaib
(mulai dari nominal kecil, konsisten)
6. emas: pegadaian digital / pluang
(investasi aman & likuid)
7. catat pengeluaran: money lover
(biar tahu ke mana uang pergi)
8. budgeting: 50/30/20 rule
(50% kebutuhan, 30% keinginan, 20% tabungan/investasi)
9. hindari utang konsumtif
(utang baik hanya untuk aset/produktif)
10. tingkatkan skill & income
(uang bisa bertambah kalau diri lo berkembang)
11. proteksi diri: asuransi
(bpjs + asuransi tambahan sesuai kebutuhan)
12. konsistensi > motivasi
(disiplin kecil tiap hari, hasilnya besar nanti)
13. Makan mbg
Siang mbg, malam mbg, pagi mbg, anda hemat tapi berpotensi keracunan virus e. Coli

[Farid Affy @faridaffy]

Baru aku tahu cara ukur baju muat atau tak tanpa perlu masuk fitting room.

Kalau seluar aku ukur ikut lilit tengkok

Kasut ukur dari pergelangan tangan ke pelipat siku

Credit and thank you to farhanbashel

[Hidup sebagai +62 @Hidupsebagai62]

Senayan City = Yanty
Pondok Indah Mall = Poniman
Gandaria City = Ndarty
Grand Indonesia = Gandos
Kuningan City = Kunty
Mall Kelapa Gading = Maling
Neo Soho = Noh
Plaza Senayan = Playan
Central Park = Cepak
Mall Taman Anggrek = Mamank
Plaza Indonesia = Zanes
Central Park 2 = Cepatu
Pacific Place = Ciplac

Kenapa aku rangkum sih, ealah.
Tapi lucu

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