It’s beyond comprehension that millions of people look at this profoundly stupid clown and see a messiah. There’s not a rational thought behind those eyes. He’s the leader of the stupidest cult in human history.
Listen up, Fuckface: We don’t give a fuck whether you choose electrocution or let a pack of sharks turn you into a fucking buffet. Just pick one and hurry the fuck up. The champagne’s been chilling for 10 years. We’re thirsty.
LISTEN UP TARIFF OF NOTTINGHAM, YOU ORANGE ABOMINATION OF IGNORANCE: CANADA DOESN’T OWE YOU “DAMAGES” BECAUSE THE FUCKING WIND EXISTS. FORESTS BURN, SMOKE TRAVELS. THAT’S SCIENCE, NOT A PROTECTION RACKET. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WHINY TARIFF GOBLIN.