Josemadre

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

@doobyboober

[Phillis “PJ” Johnson @doobyboober]

After a very short stint of retirement, I have decided to unretire and get back in the game #hinge

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

If the lions lose to the Arizona cardinals I will send an asteroid to decimate Michigan Dearborn out of spite. So far looking grim for them.

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

@doobyboober It’s actually #fuckyou Friday. Or #funkymonkey Friday

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

Haven’t been to this class in like 2 or so weeks #retard

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

What my phone screen sees as I click “confirm bet” on the most retarded 6 leg TNF parlay to ever exist

[Doug Butabi @DougButabiPGA]

Tripod stance engaged

[Detroit Lions PR @LionsPR]

The only QBs in @NFL history to throw for 800 yards & 8 TDs, no INTs & complete 70% of their passes thru the first 3 games of any season:

1. @Lions QB Jared Goff (2026)
2. K. Cousins (2021)
3. P. Mahomes (2019)
4. D. Brees (2018)
5. T. Brady (2015)
6. P. Manning (2013)

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

I’m going to #Fuckingkillmyself

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

🚨 JARED GOFF DESTROYED THE BLITZ TODAY:

The Jets blitzed Goff on 44.4% of his dropbacks.

Goff when blitzed:

• 14/14
• 148 yards
• 1 TD
• +27.8% completion percentage over expected

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

@doobyboober #joo

[𝒟 @DetSparty_]

2-1 MOTHERFUCKER

[𝒟 @DetSparty_]

2-1 MOTHERFUCKER

[lauren @lionsdaylight]

detroit sports when it’s time to blow a lead

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

I’m going to #Fuckingkillmyself

[Hawkeye Sippin @SippinHawkeye]

Burners with under 50 followers tweeting

[Josemadre @Josemadre3]

@DillingHim @doobyboober

[Daemar @daemarrrr]

“Jared Goff tries to escape the pocket”

Jared Goff:

[Alterraun⚡ @Hockfan445]

Jahmyr Gibbs