Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame

Luke Voit is my best friend

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

I’ve started a podcast called “Talkin’ Jomboy” where I try to say as dumb shit as @Jomboy_ does on a daily basis and it’s really hard

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Aaron Judge fan talking about garbage time homers

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

I would love to run over the Geico Gecko with my car if he was real

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

@ColeyMick https://t.co/A8f3THbBFj
They listened

[Will Newell @WillNewell12]

35 year old flamethrower(gotten up to 103MPH) Tayron Guerrero has reportedly been called up to the Red Sox. He has 0.92 ERA, a 0.97 WHIP & 22Ks in 19.2 IP

Reported by @ByAndrewParker

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

Why is Johnny Depp advertising fragrances when he looks like he smells like straight up shit??

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

I’m just trying to buy a Gatorade and this vending machine keeps showing me Anthony Volpe’s statline for some reason

[David Gobaud @davidgobaud]

@mroctober yes! this is what the data centers are for!

[JT @jiratickets]

boomers sending DMs to AI-generated women on instagram

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Mets vs Yankees this weekend

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

In all the talk of how the pitch clock has cut dead time in the game and made the MLB more popular, it appears people are forgetting to mention how much harder it makes the 9-9-9 challenge

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

@SandblasterSzn Most respectable tier list on twitter

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Peak velocities for notable MLB pitchers, per @Seth_3773

Walter Johnson: 127 mph
Nolan Ryan: 118 mph
Seth McClung: 101 mph
Mason Miller: 87 mph

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

@dl24527 @KutterIsKing Bait?

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

I hope this email kills you instantly

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

@Jared_Carrabis

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Why would anyone need two separate Yankee tattoos? 😭😭😭

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

HEARTWARMING: Jazz Chisholm has been holding as close to a .499 OPS as possible in order to honor his Fiancé’s OnlyFans subscription cost of $4.99/month 🥹🥹🥹

[Joey Fuckin’ Ballgame @JosephABallgame]

Where are they returning from? McDonald’s? Look at these fat fucks

[Kitchener @GazOD1986]

@IRANinTJ Grandson :" Grandpa were you a hero during the meme war"

Me:" no....but I shit posted with a company of heroes"

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Your wife cannot nag you or ask who “Jessica” is while the baseball game is on