Sex is good and everything but have you ever told your mate that you're gonna play his brand new playlist that he painstaking curated and shared with your group chat on shuffle?
@ESPNcricinfo Scoring twice as many runs as any of my teammates and finishing 3rd highest wicket taker last season but not winning Batsman of the Year or Players Players of the Year because my teammates are all terrible people.
The people who are meant to sort out all the money for all the hospitals and nurses and that are going to proper pissed off when they find out about that old army bloke walking around his garden. He's made them look like right mugs.