Joseph Bond

Child & Adolescent Psychiatrist, Population Health Researcher, Improvement Scientist

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

@jtrebach Oh neat! Someone else takes their Benadryl full English, or, of course, as they call it in London, “histaminies in your beanies.”

[Linus Wilson @linuswilson]

By April it will be easier to get a Covid vaccination than a PS5.

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

Pretty sure that Shaggy could have crafted a more coherent defense than Trump's lawyers. #TrumpIsGuilty #TrumpImpeachmentTrial #ItWasntMe

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

The word “literally” has been so misused that it now means “figuratively.” I worry that certain people (either duped or in an effort to deceive) have done the same to the word “patriot” which they now use to describe “traitors.”

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

45 sulks away with his tie between his legs. #ByeTrump #BidenHarrisInauguration

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

Trump said, “You’re going to have such great health care, at a tiny fraction of the cost—and it’s going to be so easy.” Well, he’s got about 16 more hours to get it done. Good thing it’s so easy... #TrumpsLastDay

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

I’m playing a game where I guess whether a congressperson will support or oppose the impeachment based on whether their mask covers their nose or not. I’m batting a thousand. #TrumpImpeachment #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgain #COVID19

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

Imagine if your doctor said, “Treating you would only call attention to your disease. I refuse to treat the disease, because you just need to focus on healing.” You’d probably get a new doctor. #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgain

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

The argument that we shouldn’t impeach, because 45 only has a week left in office is idiotic. By that same logic, senior citizens should be allowed to do all the crimes without penalty. #ImpeachTrump #ImpeachTrumpAgain

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

To be clear: in medicine, we do not delay or withhold treatment in order to “heal.” We treat the disease first so that the body may heal. #ImpeachmentDay

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

If 45 is too dangerous to tweet, he is too dangerous to lead. #25for45 #DCRiot

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

25th for the 45th! #dcriots

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

@CNN Correction: “pro-Trump protesters” is an oxymoron. Protestors are demonstrating opposition to something, by definition. These are anti-democracy protestors.

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

Don’t call this foolishness a “pro-trump protest.” Protest are, by definition, a display of objection or opposition to something. These are anti-democracy protests. #DCProtests #CNN

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

So...when can I request my 2024 ballot? Harris/Abrams 2024!!! #Election2020results #election2024

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/pZ8pr4cMTG #CNNElection

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

When I was in Med school a peer accused me of cheating. The dean said, “I’ve seen your grades; I know you’re not cheating, or you would be doing better.” That’s how I know the dems aren’t cheating now, haha. #ElectionResults2020

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

When 45 says “stop counting the vote” while he is this far behind, I assume that means he concedes...this is the weirdest concession speech I’ve ever heard. #2020Elections

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

Doctors at my hospital have taken pay cuts despite many working increased hours during the height of the pandemic. The entire premise is ridiculous. Projecting much? #DumpTrump #pandemic

[Forbes @Forbes]

https://t.co/E43ewSGpSc

[Joseph Bond @JosephBondMD]

...and speaking of metaphors, isn’t there another famous story of a man who imagined a false reality and tilted at windmills? #debates2020