Joe

RIP Dalton Oklesson 1992-2017 #StayGold Suicide Prevention Hotline [phone]

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

LDN. Still red.

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Finding out your entire weekend hangs on the ref’s game of “Don’t leave the circle”

[The Busby Babe @TheBusbyBabe]

Hey @PabloTorre have you heard of a team called Manchester City?

[⚜️ @WhoDatKellz]

Christian McCaffrey week 3:

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

"They're license plate readers"

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So it's an actual pedophile army run by a pedophile president

[Angantýr @BasedNorthmathr]

Imagine hanging out at the rapids with the boys for the mass salmon migration feast

[🎮L🍉 @20xpadding]

We don't need data centers.

We need more flowers.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[William White @williamwhite043]

why

[Frank 🐨🍺 @SenpaiKoala]

girl at the bar just pulled out her ID and it said 9/11/01

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

my grandma lowkey based

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Prison inmates do more to stop pedophilia than your own government.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

In a normal world, a sitting US president who paid the woman he raped $5.6M would be historic news.

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

Lindsey Graham’s sister randomly gets his job because he died?? Do I become a neuroscientist at Cornell when my sister dies because I’m not ready for that

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

It’s impossible to build anything in America but 3 Flock cameras on every intersection across the nation deployed in ~1 month