Joey

pardon my birth I just slipped out, origins I can’t brag about

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

They take our energy.

They take our water.

They employ almost nobody.

All for billionaires.

And we're told "it's progress".

Data centres steal from everyone to enrich the 0.01%

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Potentially 80 odd mill incoming from sales of 3 players that don't significantly weaken us. Luka an unknown quantity in English football so we can't say we miss what we never had. Dragu nobody wanted to keep and Veliz, well it don't matter. Impressive by Tottenham's standards.

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Little bit of history made as Harry Kane, John Stones and Jordan Henderson look set to become the first England internationals to go through a change of prime minister during a major international tournament for a record breaking third time.

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Ransome @Bokamoso_Fela]

😂

[break my heart, break your heart @InvictusMxte]

Stones/Konsa CB partnership

[Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1]

Tottenham's window so far consists of a £52m (60m €) outlay for Senesi, Robertson and van Hecke. I'd say that's not having your pants pulled down. Plenty of cash still available as much as it pains you Daniel.

[Joey @JosephEvzzTHFC]

They should do an Ad break during ‘God save the King’.

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

When Russia hosted the World Cup in 2018, it had to suspend normal visa rules for the tournament. Foreigners with tickets could enter visa-free, using a scheme called ‘Fan ID.’

Russia also had to do weird stuff to keep FIFA’s sponsors happy. For example, small shops near Fan Zones and stadiums could only sell Budweiser beer on match days.

So yes, FIFA absolutely does dictate conditions to host governments when it suits FIFA. Infantino pretending otherwise is nonsense.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

In 2023, Indonesia were stripped of the under-20 World Cup for refusing to allow the Israeli team entry.

Fifa's justification then was the vague "due to the current circumstances".

Quite a contrast to the hardline "FIFA is not involved in host immigration processes" now.

[Brendan Boyle @BrendyBoyle]

I love the angle taken by @kenearlys on the Champions League final.

He’s absolutely right to dedicate so much time to how Arsenal waste time 🗑️

The drinking water and human life lines 🤣

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

How the media treated Big Ange Postecoglou at Spurs, compared to how the media treats Thomas Frank… 👀

Make it make sense… 🤷‍♂️

[Jake. @YedIin]

Thomas Frank feels like the human manifestation of corporate efficiency culture. Eliminate risk, kill personality, favour the fine margins and “optimized” decision making. I hate everything he embodies.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Loneliness, relationships, work, money, mental health. Talking can make even the biggest problems feel smaller.

If you’re struggling and need to talk to someone this Christmas, @samaritans are here 24/7 on 116 123.

[Joey @JosephEvzzTHFC]

Give us a shout when you do get gout
Cos I've been needing something to smile about
and I reckon your fat swollen foot will have me smiling for a week mate

[Joey @JosephEvzzTHFC]

Tell me Danso is in for any other reason than long throws??

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Your Spurs side in Newcastle 💛

🔢 @krakenfx

[Billie @Billie_T]

Bingo. Frank got the best window in recent history too to make it even worse

[Joey @JosephEvzzTHFC]

Thomas Frank just doesn’t move me.
Big ‘LinkedIn’ energy.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

He’s so insecure that he made Grok say he’s more fit than fucking Lebron James😭