Geico

Just a Texan in the Pacific Northwest

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

Alright, I’m convinced. The Tomahawk champ should be USMNT’s chant. FSU does it, the Braves do it, the Chiefs do it, it’s has native America heritage.

And it is probably the most intimidating chant in sports. Let’s spam it tonight.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

What does a pregnant foreigner look like? Would that look like Steven Miller’s wife? Or would that look like JD Vance’s? Can someone explain?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about:

Sterilization requirements for women.
Visa denials for pregnant women.
ICE targeting pregnant women.

So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

Will a single Republican mention that Pres. Trump just claimed to have a conversation with a man who died three decades before he was born?

Will anyone in corporate media call this out? It’s kind of a red flag on fire that the man is not well.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

No two people are more different than Roosevelt and Trump. The former won a Medal of Honor, crushed monopolies, explored the Amazon, and was tougher than nails. The latter is a rapist, draft-dodger, and corrupt Gomorrah-appreciator riddled with insecurity. Piss off with this.

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Is this fucking guy for real? His boss is holding up a bipartisan housing bill right now!!

[dei youngboy @AntifaScoundrel]

On second thought The Boys might have been too subtle

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

PabloReports: How do House Republicans make the case that you're fighting for affordability when you go back to your districts?

Nehls: Affordability? What are you talking about? I'm gonna go there tomorrow. I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes.

Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford lobster tails and rib eyes and all of that?

Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

These people do not give a fuck about you!! Vote them out!!

[Geico @JosephGicas]

Someone bring me a smoothie in bed

[robin 🔞 @gengongingun]

Hi! Your wife may not have been aware of this but she was being operated on in a hospital by a surgeon.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly "apocalyptically angry" that the Supreme Court's rejection of his E. Jean Carroll guilty verdict appeal, means that he's officially, once and for all, a rapey, raping rapist.

[⭐️❤️‍🔥 @deaunteee]

you can tell she didnt go to school and is emotionally and critically stunted bcuz of it bcuz this is a take you have at 13 yrs old when you are introduced to algebra and dont understand why letters are present in math

[Jenni @hashjenni]

So that means The Supreme Court confirmed that Donald Trump is a rapist??? How tf he is still President??

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️😆 Sounds like a win in my book

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

People are missing the point.

It is not that the phrase Trump insisted be on new passports confirms that he doesn't know what a passport is.

It's that for a year not one person who works for him was willing to tell him so.

They will remain cowards when he declares martial law.