Ras Ital.

Half ITAL.
Environmentalist.

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@PrideinnHotels @OurOceanOOC https://t.co/uR8COsLAc5

The kind of transport crisis/ traffic jams in Mombasa these people have caused us, we shall never forgive you people.

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@georgediano Sahii washamaliza kusafisha hela. No worries

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wash wash clubs are currently going through a lot Ayaaam telling you. As Habanos is busy performing financial CPR on itself, Al Capone is fighting for survival in court. The newly launched Al Capone in Nyali, which is barely 1 year old, has reportedly been served with a 60-day eviction notice.

Residents through the court have allegedly informed the management that if they fail to vacate, bulldozers will arrive fully fueled and ready to convert the premises into a grazing field for goats and sheep.

Apparently, somebody had the bright idea of opening a nightclub right in the middle of the Muthaiga of Mombasa where old money lives. The residents are now claiming that their quiet leafy suburb has been downgraded to Bamburi.

Property values are allegedly dropping faster than broke woman's urwaro. To make matters worse, some mzungus reportedly complained that they were being served the famous Pishori variety not the one from Mwea, but the premium one from KEMSA.

One minute you're enjoying soft music and minding your business, the next minute you're waking up wondering why your bank account is observing a national day of mourning. The once peaceful neighbourhood has reportedly been transformed into a 24hr wildlife documentary.

Yellow yellow damsels from Bamburi and other legendary corners of Mombasa turned Al Capone into their official hunting and gathering grounds. Tourists would be spotted entering with confidence and leaving with motivational quotes.

Witnesses claim that after expertly dragging your drink, the specialists would patiently wait for you to enter deep sleep before commencing what walimwengu are calling illegal asset recovery operations. Their mission is to help your money relocate from your account to theirs in the spirit of wealth redistribution.

Nyali residents are now saying they did not spend millions to live next to a live action episode of Crime Watch. They simply wanted peace, fresh ocean air, and the occasional sound of birds,, not DJs screaming "Wapi nduru weeweee” at 4 a.m. while tourists undergo unexpected financial audits. Ni mbaya saidii!!

[Pulse Reels @Pulse_Reels]

Shocking Video Shows Supervisor Allegedly Beating Workers at Kitengela Welding Firm

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@georgediano Its not a must to wear branded merchandise!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Cherargei has suffered in the hands of Senator Murango.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Pakistan has the highest inbreeding rate in the world, at around 65%.

Children of cousin marriages may seem normal at first, but over generations, this is often the result.

Please do not marry your cousin.

[Dan @001Oxygen]

Semi Finals 2014 Penalty shootout

Argentina Vs Netherlands.

Before you watch , which players missed their penalties??

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The young people of this country are the ones that will save this country. Once we return to the values of meritocracy in public service, such talent will not go to waste.

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@orengo_james Pole sana kiongozi 🤝

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Pep's Taxi: 10 years later! 🚖

Pep finally gets the chance to show Braydon where he kept all of those trophies... 🏆

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

Hon. Babu Owino today he was with "Mr speaker Sir"

I think now the life of this man is in danger, it would have been better if he come out of the hiding after Ruto's Regime has ended.

Whoever advised the man just screwed up

This is big blunder😭

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@TheODMparty How much per attendee?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Breaking News

Oscar Sudi and Aaron Cheruiyot blame Gachagua and Uhuru Kenyatta for paying Elon Mvsk to insult Ruto.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Statement of PAD leaders meeting in Stellenbosch
24 May 2026

The prosecution of opposition leaders who are fighting to democratise their countries has become a feature of African autocracies, intent on destroying democratic practices in favour of extending their rule through repression.

There are many cases, but three in Tanzania, Uganda and Rwanda stand out as flagrant abuses of court proceedings to unjustly prosecute leaders.

The treason trial of Tanzania’s Tundu Lissu has been taking place for over 400 days. His crime was to call for constitutional and electoral reforms ahead of the October 2025 election.

His party, Chadema, was barred from participating in those elections, which were openly rigged. Bereft of credible evidence and the appearance of secret witnesses in a special enclosed cell, the trial has made a mockery of legal practice.

Lissu, who was hit by 16 bullets in a failed assassination attempt in 2017, has been unable to have the medical treatment he requires as a result of this brutal assault since his trial began.

In Uganda, Dr Kizza Besigye is being tried in a military court after his arrest in November 2024 – more than 540 days ago. Dr Besigye was prevented from participating in Uganda’s rigged election of January 2025, which saw the leading opposition figure,
Bobi Wine, denied victory in a rigged election.

Wine has since fled the country, fearing for his life. Dr Besigye’s trial, which began as a military tribunal, follows a familiar pattern. The state has attempted to get witnesses to testify in secret and has dragged the trial on despite Dr Besigye’s poor health.

In Rwanda, opposition leader Victoire Ingabire was arrested in June 2026 on the farcical charge of creating a criminal organisation and inciting public disorder because she challenged the ongoing trial of other opposition activists.

Along with nine members of her political party, the Development and Liberty for All (Développement et Liberté pour tous or Dalfa-Umurinzi), she has been charged with establishing or joining a criminal organisation, inciting public unrest or disturbances and various other offences, all of which she denies.

Tanzania, Uganda and Rwanda present themselves as progressive countries that embrace democracy in one or another form. The reality is that these countries are led by increasingly tyrannical authoritarians that have no tolerance of opposition and are willing to abuse their courts to remove those who criticize them from public life.

This lawfare against democracy is condemned in the strongest possible terms by democratic African leaders who are trying to build a continent where accountability, the rule of law and the respect for human dignity are paramount.

We call on the international community to join us in demanding the cessation of these farcical legal proceedings and the immediate release of these leaders. We call on the authorities to see to it that proper medical attention is provided to Tundu Lissu and Dr Kizza Besigye, who are ill and require regular medical treatment.

These developments in the East Africa region should be of great concern for those who count themselves among its leaders, particularly with ongoing instability in Somalia,
Sudan and Ethiopia.

The leadership that addresses democratic regression and the erosion in the rule of law will place itself on the right side of history.
The fight for democracy in Africa cannot be stopped by the actions of tyrants determined to hold onto power.

Signed on behalf of the Platform for African Democrats
Seretse Khama Ian Khama
Former President of the Republic of Botswana

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"It has been an incredible, tremendous honour to be your manager." 🥺🩵

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@RobertAlai Ni ya nini? Shooting range?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This is so wrong, kwanza the guys work in the office of Felix Kosgei.

[Ras Ital. @JosephJumbeh]

@BladeoftheS You shoot from a civilian building, you have declared the building from which you're shooting from, a military installation.

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

Sophie Mugure: Alionya has a first class in Kiswahili and CRE; she cannot answer your economic questions