Joseph Kelly

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

I had to re-type long passwords into my TV, smart bulbs, laptop, tablet, reader, and game console.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

@NoahGonzalzts i'm literally shaking rn this is so uncanny

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

Unfortunately I’m not financially in a position to do so or I would.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

Gravel crunched under my tires as I pulled alongside the long building with it’s foggy windows that spilled yellow light onto crumbling sidewalk.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

@ThomasReeddh why does this hit so close to home at this time of day...

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

The press has constitutional protections, but that doesn’t mean any specific outlet is automatically entitled to White House access.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

🔥 September is a must-buy. Current price: $17.99
Target price: $928

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

My brain is beautiful. Therefore, I shouldn’t hate it.

[Joseph Kelly @JosephKelltzsa]

I believe someone may have found out because he changed his phone number and I wasn’t allowed to have the new one.