Joseph Kimanzi Jr

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” Galileo Galilei.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

"A dog that pretends to be a sheep will one day bark by mistake" - Kiharu proverb

Good morning Team Piki Ponki

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

While you struggle to earn money, a relative somewhere is making babies for you to support.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Bro to Bro: Avoid asking a lady “How are you?” Few ladies are fine in this generation. She is either hungry, has no data, rent is due, nails are due, or she is not feeling well, etc. I come in peace.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

8,000,000,000 people on Earth. Almost no one knows you exist. The few who do are too busy to care. Relax. No one’s watching. Dear son, Go build your life.

[☆ @Literarium24]

"𝘔𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺."

—𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The best time to slap a chief is when a fly is hovering around his face.

~Todonyang’ Proverb

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Look at the people five years ahead of you in your current career. If you don't like what you see in their eyes, their health, or their families, you are looking at your own future.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

An eagle may rest on many branches, but it builds its nest where there is peace.

—African Proverb—

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Poverty makes a person's voice sound quieter, even when they are speaking the truth.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

One of the agents from ICEALION has been persuading me to take a life insurance for two years now. However, every time I log in to this app, I see clients complaining about their inability and unwillingness to settle claims. Now I am wondering how they will pay me when I am dead yet they can't pay those who are alive.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@its_koechedmond I have them all. Cricfy, Playfy Youcine, SportzX

But none gives you good picture quality and live Tv options like HD STREAMZ. Kwanza Youcine disabled HD and got rid of TNT

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

How did feminism manage to convince women that this is oppression and slavery?

[Masai wa laikipia @MasaiLaikipia]

@_fels1 The prayers by St Francis of Assisi.

[School Of Great Men @SchoolOfGr8Men]

Man to man

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

NGOs donating money to Africa to eradicate poverty.

[SILAS CHEPKERES JAKAKIMBA @silasjakakimba]

PROF. PETER ANYANG' NYONGO,
A good friend and the Governor of Kisumu County, has penned a piece in today's papers - 'Kenya must remain open to democratic contest in all regions'. I offer all the moral and immoral support to this article and its gist. If you wield deep interests in matters governance, look it up. @AnyangNyongo.
Wuon DAYAT.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Peter Salasya did a DNA on his child and the test came back. It turns out someone was doing the milking while he was grazing during the day and tightly holding the horns of the cow in the evening, unknowingly. He is, however, a nice guy and has said that the real man is the one who raises the child, not the coward sperm donor who ran away. In the wise words of the former Nokia CEO, “We didn’t do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost”.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Sadly, the streets are full of educated poor people with good ideas, but life has favored uneducated, bad people with no good ideologies and evil hearts.

[Llewellyn Ouya @LlewellynOuya]

If you go to Government Offices, civil servants are always in a bad mood because they are trapped in LOANS.

Their payslip is eaten up by deductions and very little remains.

If you are a Civil Servant, you just need to show your payslip in a bank you have never banked with and the branch manager will happily drop whatever they are doing to come process a loan for you.

Please listen.

Just because you qualify for a loan doesn't mean that you should take it. Most of you take loans and squander the cash in buying idle land, gambling, alcohol and promiscuity.. then suffer for years repaying loans that didn't help you.

Others take loans to finance Black Tax then end up suffering alone.

Just imagine having everlasting sacco, bank, mobile and shylock loans.. it's exhausting!

You buy a car that you can't afford prematurely then struggle to fuel and service it. Relax. Take charge of your finances.

Think critically before taking any loan.

I always say, after uji moto, ogopa LOANS!