Joe Kessler

Partner & Global Head of UTA IQ. Former Deep Focus, CAA, Cassandra Report, SS+K, Weber Shandwick

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@jasondebolt Now you are just as bad as those blaming Trump. FEMA relief is FULLY active and has been since Tuesday. Water supplies were FULL and reinforced in days before the fires broke out. LA fire budget INCREASED $50M this year. Maybe this isn’t about politics.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@ThePoniExpress Eagles 26 first downs, Steelers 10. Total yards, 401-163. TOP 40-20. Penalties 7 against the Eagles for 54 yards, 5 against the Steelers for 60 yards. But you keep telling yourself it wasn’t a total beatdown and one call made the difference LOL!

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@JohnBarchard It’s pre-historic compared to SoFi. Comfy like an old couch.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@VivekGRamaswamy PS - That's electoral votes. In the popular vote, he got the 3rd smallest margin since 1968. FACT: He lost by more in 2016 than he won by in 2024. "Historic."

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@VivekGRamaswamy And by "historic" you mean 8th largest margin in the last 11 presidential elections? Are you so deluded by your own hubris that you can't even count numbers anymore? Or are you just flat out lying to get what you want?

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk No argument about efforts to reduce the national debt...but WHY do you promote false data? You know full well that the national debt increased $7T from 2016-2020 and another $7T from 2020-2024. With your platform, you have a responsibility to be honest!

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@BillSimmons @HBO Nice and all...but Steely Dan is NOT yacht rock. They are not saying, "Hey, it's gonna be OK." Read the lyrics!

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk Literally, not one person on the planet embodies the idea of unelected, unchecked globalist power than you. We aren't voting for you, Vivek, Ackman, Gabbard, or RFK either, but apparently that's what we're going to get if we elect the criminal, lying, mysoginist Trump.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk Can't wait. We definitely haven't heard enough from you.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk Can you actually name one law or government regulation in recent years that has curtailed free speech in America in any way? Clearly, there is nothing or no one limiting your speech. Is there?

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk What he meant is do we want a blathering, misogynistic, narcissistic, race-baiting, criminal wannabe despot who assaults women, lowers standards of civility, and is willing to destroy any semblance of balance of power for his own gain…or a normal, caring person as president?

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk ...for billionaires like you. And the gun lobby. And racists.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk @BillAckman So by "fact check," you mean allowing the subjects of journalistic investigation to spin stories to support their personal interests and egos. Why don't you just call it what it is -- targeted PR? (I wish at least one of your kind had actually attend journalism school.)

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk Let me get this straight - lib ownership of social media platform de-prioritizes posts that are blatant mistruths and that’s censorship. Conservative owner of major newspaper blocks an opinion piece on the opinion page, and that’s fine. I know you’re not this dumb.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk You hear what you want to hear. You’re a narcissistic billionaire living in a space bubble - please don’t pretend to know or understand what normal people think, need, or want.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk Now let’s take all the countries on this list (30% of the countries but, sure, “almost all”), and take out the ones that clearly and obviously do no have free, democratic elections!

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk That’s 70 countries. There are 200 officially recognized member states on the planet. I know you’re not stupid, so I’ll just assume you don’t give a shit about facts. (Not that I needed this to know that.)

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk FEC: The top 10 super PACs supporting Trump have collectively raised approximately $329.4 million versus $256.6 million raised by the top 10 PACs supporting Harris. What does this tell you? You are shilling for vested interests and billionaires. The question is, WHY???

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

@elonmusk FACTS: The biggest legacy news brand in the US is FOX and it's not close. The largest station group is right wing Sinclair. The most influential newspaper is conservative WSJ. And then there's this cesspool where you force your lies on me even though I don't follow you.

[Joe Kessler @JosephMKessler]

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