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[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

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[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

99.9% sure this bar is just playing the NCAA Football 2006 soundtrack straight through 🔨🔨🔨

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

positive regression + injury luck so obviously coming for this Cubs team. true believers will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven and the haters will be tried for their crimes

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

must hurt so goddamn bad to be a PCA hater. thank god i am a PCA lover

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

LOVELY NIGHT FOR A WALK(OFF).

[Brian @CubsCreator]

This might be the winner

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

bunch of nerds in the comments mad as hell they don’t choose the Madden cover based on EPA/play 😭

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

Here are Caleb Williams' two Madden covers. His jumpman pass, best remembered by the 4th/8 throw to Rome Odunze in the playoffs, is the cover of the Standard Edition. Williams' "Iceman" celebration will be the cover of the Deluxe Edition.

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

world series back on

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#CUBS WIN!

FINAL: Cubs 10, Pirates 4.

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

Seiya immediately grounds into a double play this team kicks ass. i hope we keep losing in increasingly hilarious fashion

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

Ian Happ hit with runners in scoring position

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

yea that’s the good shit

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

“your tweets suck” i don’t give a shit. i tweet for one person and one person only: my friend paul from high school

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

it is also a good beer

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Miller Lite is a bad beer but an incredible beverage, @Tyler_A_Harper argues: “It is neither complicated nor offensive, and it derives its magic from this bland alchemy, this delicate equipoise of fizzy nothingness.” https://t.co/1bsBtA7uzV

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

dynamic pricing on touchtunes … @linamkhan please help

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani: I’m feeling incredible about the Knicks. I have to give a shoutout to my friend because the only reason I could watch Game 1 is because he had YouTube TV and he gave me his login. A lot of people ask, “What’s democratic socialism?” Sharing YouTube TV with your boys.

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

#NotWorried #PositiveRegressionDemons #TalkSoon

[Brendan Miller @brendan_cubs]

The Cubs lead MLB in squared up contact in the month of May. In the last 3 weeks, they hit 94 balls in the air over 90 MPH for outs. Here's a video of all of them.

If 5% of these fall for extra base hits, multiple games change in the Cubs favor. Baseball is dumb.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

canonically

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

The sheer volume of absurd Caleb Williams throws makes it all too easy to forget about some specific absurd Caleb Williams throws

[nic @c4tgir1z]

meet up at lincoln park adult zoo night i'm pouring don julio shots for the monkeys

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

White Sox being good is fun. cannot say anything more complementary: i am mad as fuck right now

[joseph miller @JosephMiller3]

they should invent a Chicago Cubs that doesn’t constantly embarrass me