Joe Nicholson

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Britney using the same machine to turn us all gay that Magneto used to turn us all into mutants is the kind of cooperation between global leaders we need

[Gonzotrucker @gonzotrucker]

Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

[YaLocalWhiteBoy @NoHoesGeorge]

If you change the 'W' for 'T' in When, Where, and What, you get the answer for each question https://t.co/bqAkbv8p6w

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

every time i feel giving up on anything i'm just going to look at this picture set and get my life

[michael wave @michael___wave]

every single website you've ever used in your life sending you a vague t&c update email this week like

GDPR GDPR [banging clipboard] GDPR GDPR GDPR

[jack @fkajack]

elio? i haven't heard that name in years...