Joe Fisher

A hard beginning maketh a good ending - John Heywood.

[Joe Fisher @JosephRyanFish]

@BeauBishop where is the best place to get a $50-75 of good bourbon? With decent variety?

[Joe Fisher @JosephRyanFish]

If cam newton put as much effort into completing passes as he does to his gameday outfits, the panthers might actually have some balance to compliment their D. #serialmediocrity #draftaQB #TBvsCAR

[Joe Fisher @JosephRyanFish]

@971BLS @BeauBishop i guess chops wasnt full of it afterall.

[Rep. Dan Crenshaw @RepDanCrenshaw]

Today I offered a motion to recommit #HR1 reaffirming that only US citizens should have the right to vote.

Dems rejected it.

Next time you go to the ballot box, keep that in mind. The future of their party is in cities like San Fran, where illegals can vote. Let that sink in.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Almost everyone agrees that it’s insane and unfair to have men competing in women’s sports. Only the most radical and delusional far left crazies support this kind of stuff. Yet we have allowed that ridiculous fringe minority to dictate terms to us.

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

BREAKING: Presidential candidates Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders have voted "NO" on a bill that would've required doctors to provide medical care to infants born alive after an attempted abortion.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

So you can force the police department to expend hundreds of thousands of dollars, be ready to testify against random innocent people, and still get off with probation? Obviously this is white privilege. https://t.co/56PTWl0GI1

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Five leading Democratic presidential contenders have signed on to the Green New Deal. The media should hold them accountable. How do they plan to get to net-zero in ten years? How do they plan to guarantee everyone a job? https://t.co/hDEY4j9sUo

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Latest in stalled border security negotiation:

Dems want less detention beds so that we can’t hold as many people who break the law. We would have to release them.

They actually want to make it harder for DHS to enforce the laws that Congress wrote.

This is terrible policy.

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

omg 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

Democrats: $5.7 billion for a border wall is an extreme waste of money and the wall will never work

Also Democrats: We need $40 TRILLION for our big government programs which couldn't be paid for even if every billionaire and company turned over all their assets to fund it.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Good news: many types of salve are available for the burn that just occurred in this tweet, @AOC, thanks to the competitive and free nature of capitalism.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Things my Democrat women colleagues wouldn’t clap for at #StateOfTheUnion2019 tonight: America, freedom, free enterprise, law enforcement heroes, record low unemployment for women & minorities, the right of babies to live. Things they did clap for: themselves.

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Dem: walls can’t stop visa overstays!

Me: we know that

Dem: can’t stop drugs at points of entry either!

Me: never said it would

Dem: so why build it!? It’s immoral!

Me: Because last night in Rio Grande Valley I witnessed nearly 1,000 people cross unimpeded. Just one sector.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

File under: Things that won’t be on CNN today.

[March for Life @March_for_Life]

At 37 weeks, a pre-born baby

can produce tears,

can survive outside of the womb,

can form memories,

can be legally killed in New York, Oregon, Alaska, Colorado, D.C., New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico, and Vermont.

#whywemarch

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Democrats in NY passed a bill allowing third trimester abortions. Dems in Virginia are pushing for abortion up until seconds before birth. Dems in Rhode Island want partial birth abortion. These people are evil, bloodthirsty lunatics. That's the nicest thing I can say about them.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The killers of the unborn and open anti-Semites twist the Holocaust for political purposes. That's disgusting. https://t.co/XdMzLspmof

[March for Life @March_for_Life]

"Our children slaughtered over the decades remember. They look at us from above. @benshapiro #whywemarch #MarchForLife

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Media: Covington kids were racist!
Nope, you botched it.
Media: Okay, but other Covington kids were racist!
Nope, you botched it.
Media: Okay, but Covington banned a gay kid from speaking!
Nope, you botched it.
Media: The REAL story is people are mean to journalists.