IjoDeputy

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@gmanews Well, she's a walking, talking VP Seal, and what did she do again?
"Punyeta kayong lahat!"

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@sidlorenz @gmanews Well, she's a walking, talking VP Seal, and what did she do again?
"Punyeta kayong lahat!"

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@onlyskypace X=80°

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@ABSCBNNews Lol, unya ikaw, ok ra mamalikas? Ataya ba nimo Dzai! 🙄

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@ABSCBNNews Ayan na nga hahaha take that Sandiganbayan!

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy Siguro kung babalikan yung mga sinubmit ng DC na liquidation papers, makikita din doon sina patty ting hehehe kung ano ginawa ni Gina Acosta sa OVP or DEPED, yun ang ginawa nya sa Davao.

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@mvn_dn Chump change 🥲

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@gmanews Pastilan!🙄

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@gmanews That's a risk that you assume. All businesses have risks.

Sa inyo, pati ata projection costs nyo iaasa nyo sa consumers.

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy True that! And when you're in that situation-stacking bills, napapa-delulu ka talaga nang malala hahahaha

"If these were mine, I'll put up a foundation, I'll bfast in Paris, lunch in London, dinner in Italy, etc etc." 🤣🤣🤣

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@gmanews Kahilas ba!

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy Cascading green sip-on 🤢

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy Hala, I'll try that too hahaha

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy Nasa top three both names nyahahahaha

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

Back to you Btich!

[marvièn @mvn_dn]

I love when the smart calm character succinctly answers a condescending bitch

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@nabunturanguy 🤣🤣🤣

[Zunaira @ZunairaSaeedAi]

YOUR WIFI ROUTER KEEPS A LIST OF EVERY SITE YOUR DEVICES VISIT.

MOST PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA IT IS THERE.

HERE IS HOW TO SEE YOURS AND CLEAR IT:

[IjoDeputy @JosephSean0421]

@LadyJurist08 @tokloud @indaysara Mga 75 to 79 kse grades ng defense.😂

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

A woman had Netflix for 6 years.

She opened the app. She scrolled. She picked something after 25 minutes. She fell asleep during episode 2. She repeated this every night.

Her friend, a former Netflix UI engineer, sat on her couch one evening and opened Settings on her account. He changed 9 things in under 15 minutes.

Her homepage transformed overnight. The autoplay trailers stopped. The "continue watching" list cleaned itself up. The recommendations got sharper. The buffering on her 4K TV disappeared. The categories multiplied from 30 to 2,200.

She said "it feels like a completely different app."

He said "it is. You've been using the factory settings for 6 years. Netflix ships the version that keeps you scrolling longest, not the version that helps you find something fastest."

Here's every setting he changed 🧵