James the Apostle

Critical of Mormonism. Called a bitter fruit, lazy learner, left the church but can’t leave the church alone. Pronouns in bio (he/him).

[James the Apostle @JosephSmithsHat]

Please join my new movement, #DessertNation (or #DesNat). It will just be us sharing amazing dessert recipes while also not being misogynistic homophobes.

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Reading at the coffee shop and this quote reminded me of a… certain organization.

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@AriWRees I have no context for this but from the description alone I know exactly who this is referring to 🤡

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@suburbannatsoc Wait, did a Nazi just call me disgusting?

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My wife is on a trip with her friend and sent me this from the plane.

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For those confused, she isn’t saying he’s reading the BoM *because* of her. She’s saying that he’s obviously Mormon and probably uncomfortable being near two rowdy women.

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@Manhattva Is it mocking, though? Or is it just a mildly humorous juxtaposition?

He could be both decent and uncomfortable.

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Mormon garments are neat, but did you know Sikh articles of faith require them to carry a dagger (kirpan) at all times?

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@Royal790721

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I’ve been off Twitter/X since February but decided to check it when I realized it was GC weekend.

Any new bullshit I should be worried about, or just same ol’ same ol’?

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lol what?

[Tara Lynn Thompson @TaraLynnSays]

I used to love yoga.

Did yoga on lunch breaks. Did yoga on retreats. Did yoga with friends.

I heard the warnings from some Christians, but I dismissed them because I really loved yoga. It was so relaxing! So delightful. I didn't want to give the warnings any credence because I valued my enjoyment more.

And I was flat wrong.

Once I learned what you're actually doing in yoga, what you're opening yourself to, what you're inviting in, what you're worshipping, I was horrified. I was willfully committing idolatry and putting myself in a spiritually, emotionally, and physically dangerous place.

Not a single enjoyment on earth is worth that.

And, no, I'm sorry, it isn't just stretching. You can't "Christianize" yoga any more than you can "Christianize" bowing down to Baal. If you believe that, then you have yet to understand what you're doing when practicing yoga. And you're also in a very dangerous place.

Please, find out. Protect yourself. Avoid this stuff like the demonic disease it is. Your health will be better off without it.

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@MattWalshBlog What a badass way to go out: posting a hilarious meme and triggering Matt Walsh. RIP Lauren.

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@MattWalshBlog Why not 50 hours? That leaves you at least 3 or 4 hours a day and two full days on the weekend.

Why not 60-70 hours?

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If you were given $1,000 right now to invest, how would you invest it?

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@theSaltyMormon @TomatoSmith @YourFriendKwaku A man, *one or more women, and their children.

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@Manhattva Which part is wrong?

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I hope this helps.

[April Wilde Despain @AprilDespain]

This LDS mom was punished by her ward for defending The Proclamation on the Family.

She gave me permission to share her story anonymously.

This is what’s happening in our church congregations.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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@RealJayEllefson @aureliawelde @russpage Oh honey…

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@violet_octupi There’s nothing like putting on a perfectly fit suit. Looks great! Now you just need a nice watch to complement it.

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@aureliawelde @RealJayEllefson @russpage This interaction is hilarious.

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@dragonsquatch I grew up in the 90s, and according to my mom it was ok every so often. But I also had friends whose parents banned face cards from the house. 🤷

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@BlackBlessedLDS He was really tall. Here’s him standing next to the Nauvoo temple.